kip

me? i'm kip. i like monkeys and bailey's and zebras and soup. i live in a funky house with ash and steve and cat. i no longer share a room with my imaginary friend, although the room is still filled mainly with his stuff. i drink rum because i'm a thirsty pirate. i have lots of sparkly friends who are made of shiny stuff. has anybody seen my socks? .....i thought i left them on my feet but they're not there... i have two cats, jake and dylan. i adore them. i can't have them with me where i'm living now but i know they feel my extreme long distance love. i miss them so much it curls my whiskers... well, it would if i had whiskers. my life plan is to live in a pirate ship in a tree and pick fruit. i'm a push-over. i give people too many chances. i don't sleep very often or very well. when i do sleep, i usually have mighty mighty nightmares. i like jeans cos you hardly ever have to wash 'em :D i'm a sugar fiend. i don't like it when people try and involve me in sms-wars. they're just confusing. if you have something to say, please talk to me in person. i'm really not scary at all. computer games? awww yeah! starcraft, warcraft, monkey island 1-4, duke nukem 3D. i'm not a fighter. i look for resolutions. fights are a waste of time. we should all be out dancin instead of fightin! its been too long since i visited the zoo. my bedroom is a funny little box in the middle of the house, with a window to... another room in the house. if you look out my window, theres another window... and if you look through there, you can see the fridge. its like living in a tent...with a fridge on the other side of a window outside the tent's window. but if you were camping in a tent, why would you bring your kitchen with you? if you're really not into roughing it, you should really think about investing in a caravan... or just don't go camping at all. or harden up and bring an esky. i looove pyjamas. i hate bras. squeal! things..! as much as i love tigers, i think i may be allergic to them. i've never had a chance to lick one though.. so i can't be completely sure. chicks are insane. all veggies are yum. i miss playing soccer and hockey. oooh hello. what colour do you think i should paint my ceiling? i'm a crossword puzzle geek. i do stupid things all the time. im unco, i'm a klutz, my brain goes splat a lot... but i don't believe in getting embarrassed... i love to laugh at my own stupidity. i like to get piercings and tattoos when i'm having a rough time in my head. they help centre me, and focus on something else for a moment. plus i just reckon needles and ink rock.. i have the attention span of a goldfish. i get distracted way too easily. i love being set stupid missions. when people ask for something, i'll run off to do it but quickly become distracted by something shiny. then by the time i remember, the other person has forgotten what they asked for, and its like i'm bringing them surprise presents! glee! i love dinosaurs. i like to get a can of spc's spagasaurus, and make the little dinos fight to the death. the first gig i ever went to was everclear in '98. i still love their first 3 albums but haven't really heard much of their newer stuff. 'your mother wears army boots' ...i've got that quote, in garfield's voice, on repeat in my head. my favourite colours are green, grey and black. i bruise easily. i do throw myself around a lot, fall over, walk into stuff... but some of the bruises i just can't even begin to explain. my work is bearable. i work with a bunch of fun people, we make our own entertainment. i'm tired. my ribs hurt. i like it when people bite me. it hurts people when i bite them. i only bite if i'm invited. i get an amazing amount of junk mail. i never finished that panda jigsaw puzzle. it was a pain in the bum. its still sitting, unfinished on the floor in the back room at home. must donate it to someone with lots of spare time. my favourite authors are george orwell, albert camus and anthony burgess. my brain is one hell of a mighty mess. in good, as well as not so good, ways. but i don't really care because... doop doop doooooop... doop doop da-doooop. writing in my 'about me' section is a great insomniac's passtime. its 6.30am... i guess that makes it the start of another fuzzy day...