Summer Cut |
The cat next door has been annoying me. We've been having stare downs. And he thinks that he's been winning. In reality, I've just been getting bored of staring that fuzzy little critter.
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:20:00 PST |
Hot weather and coat cuts |
It's been really hot here.I've been panting more than an asthmatic having sex. It's not good. To remedy this, my owner mother decided to give my coat a trim. It hurt and now I look like a puppy. Which...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST |
On a roll |
Well it was HER mistake. Not mine. It wasn't my fault that a cheese roll, bigger than my head was left on the worktop of the kitchen. My owner left it there.
And it wasn't my fault that it smelled RE...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:43:00 PST |
Cat's out of the bag |
Last week sucked for me.
I got an ear infection and my normally pleasant activity of scratching my fluffy hearing sensors turned into a cry-fest.
My owners/parents took me to the vet. Sadly, t...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:02:00 PST |
Post Guy Fawkes Noises.... |
It's been three days since Guy Fawkes Night. Bonfire Night. Making loads of noise night. And, the noise hasn't stopped. It scares me so much that I don't even want to go out for walkies. I got so scar...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:57:00 PST |
Going Fire Crackers.... |
This time of the year is really frustrating for me.
Thanks to the forthcoming bonfire night, everyone and their kitty cousin likes to blow things up. Roman Candles, Fire Crackers, Fire Works - they a...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:33:00 PST |
Dreams or nightmares |
I sometimes have dreams where I'm chasing squirrels or other dogs. Apparently I make loads of whelping noises. These noises are the types of sounds that I would actually make when in mid-chase. In any...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:17:00 PST |
Veteran's Day |
I went to the vet last week and, to quote Rolf Harris from 'Animal Hospital' - I'm feeling one whole hell of a lot better.
The vet felt me up in places that human's normally don't touch me at. It w...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:59:00 PST |
Bladdered |
Oh Gawd. I have a bladder infection which means that I:
1- Have to pee ALL THE TIME
2- Feel low in the energy department
It's a bad combination. And my human parents seem really distressed. I h...
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:12:00 PST |
Tired of the 'What's with the long face?' comments |
Alright, alright, alright. Thanks to my half collie heritage, my muzzle (or snout as some people refer to them) is rather long. It's obvious. It's been right in front of my eyes for my whole life too....
Posted by Sylvia's Dog Blog on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:42:00 PST |
