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Steff

I am the awesomest ruler of the world!

About Me

I am a girl. I have brown hair. I like to watch TV. I like to eat. Sometimes I have to clean my room, and I don't like that. I don't like it when I get spray paint up my nose either.

My Interests

I enjoy watching movies and reading trashy magazines and eating. That was a lot of ands, my friends are going to be so disappointed in me.

I'd like to meet:

Dolly, Barbra Streisand(so I could stare at her ridicuolusly long fingers and make her sing I'm the Greatest Star), Bradley Whitford, Carole Lombard(alive, I really don't want to meet a corpse, if you can in fact meet a corpse), My great grandma (my mom holds her in such high regard that she must have been ultra fun), and of course Jodi Sweeten.

Music:

I once wanted to start a band with my friends Katie and Nikki called the Penis Fly Strap, it was to be a Lawrence Welk tribute band.

Movies:

I like to following movies today: Walk the Line(cause I want to be June Carter Cash when I grow up), Goonies(forever and always, Goonies and I are BFF), 400 Blows and it's coming out on DVD, 9 to 5 which has a special edition coming out this week, Casablanca, Harry Potter, Christmas Story, Funny Girl, Good Night and Good Luck, V for Vendetta. Of course this is today and tomorrow I could like Big Momma's House 2 and Drumline but most likely not. And if you read that and think I am serious about ever, ever liking Big Momma's House 2-you will not be my friend.

Television:

I love television. I am not one of these commie bastards that think TV will rot your brain and make you a horribly disfigured person. I think we should embrace it whole heartedly. Except of course for the following shows: Cops(it's ghetto), Daytime talk shows-my sister used to watch Ricki Lake everyday and I still could almost kill her thinking about the pain I went through, Walker Texas Ranger, JAG, Reba, E's self promoting crap tv shows, the real world, etc. Anything really crappy basically. I love West Wing-oddly enough the other day I accidentally read some fan fiction as my boyfriend told me it is called about Josh and Donna. Then I felt very dirty. But yeah I like TV. Besides I can't fall asleep without listening to Bill Curtis' voice.

Books:

I like books with pictures and really, really big Reader's Digest size print.

Heroes:

I think Dolly Parton has got to be the best person ever. I listened to her book on tape and cried right along with her when she told the story of her coat of many colors that her momma made her. Plus she gets to wear wigs everyday. Boy am I jealous.

My Blog

Pantyhose

Do you need to wear panties with panty hose, and why are they called pantyhose? Are they meant to double as panties and hose? When sis it switch from nylons to pantyhose, when spandex was invented? I ...
Posted by Steff on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 03:38:00 PST

Mitch likes to read in bed

I think Mitch is an elitist cause he reads in bed. He lays there all superior and reads his fancy f'in books and I watch TV like a common slob American. He says he "just likes to read" when really I k...
Posted by Steff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST