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Mitch

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

About Me

i'm just a dude who doesn't say the word "dude" near enough

My Interests

Movies, Books, Music, and all the normal stuff people like.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Cosby (as long as he doesn't make me a drink), H.S.T (if he was still alive), and myself ten years ago (only to give myself a punch in the face)

Music:

Soundgarden, Stevie Wonder, Rage Against the Machine, Beck, The New Pornographers, The Ramones, The Clash, Prince, David Bowie, The Beatles, The White Stripes, Of Montreal, and tons, tons more

Movies:

Ok...so this one I'm just gonna have to go steam of conciousness on; cause it's too hard.Shadow of a Doubt, Seven Samurai, Miller's Crossing, Brick, Psycho, Duck Soup, Big Trouble in Little China, Night of the Living Dead, The General, Rope, Yojimbo, The 400 Blows, Band of Outsiders, Kiss. Kiss. Bang. Bang., Simon of the Desert, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Player, The Goonies, The Big Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and Love the Bomb, Young Frankenstein, The Wild Bunch, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Once Upon a Time in the West, Sanjuro, Ran, Ikiru,...I'm going to stop now, but I'll be back.

Television:

Arrested Development (R.I.P.), The Venture Brothers (For God's sake, watch it!), Lost, Futurama, Gray's Anatomy, Babylon 5, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Home Movies...again, I will stop.

Books:

Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, and Hell's Angels being my favorites; also, 1984, V for Vendetta, The Sandman, Good Omens, I am Legend, Watchmen, The Invisibles, Diary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sphere(the book; good, the movie; shitty), New York Takedown (if you've read it, God help you.)

Heroes:

only the Super kind.

My Blog

Uncle Mitch!

she's small, wrinkley, and will probably grow up to hate the Marx Brothers.  but for right now, she's wicked cool....
Posted by Mitch on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

what the fuck am i doing?

hey all: been a long time since i did one of these, so bear with me... it all started a few weeks ago.  i had just gotten home from work, walked in the door when the missus says, "you wanna buy a...
Posted by Mitch on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:47:00 PST

The Shortest Blog to ever capture my true feelings, that reach in and touch my very being.

FUCK CHIMMNEYS
Posted by Mitch on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

We're taking Miami down!!!??

Most people believe that Chris Rausch if the Anti-Christ.  But I'm here to tell you, he not.  Nope, he is just a good ole boy from North Dakota looking for a Messiah to thrash.  And Chr...
Posted by Mitch on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 03:16:00 PST

why i hate things named after other things

i don't know why i just wrote that, maybe i thought it was clever.  i just wanted to talk about the coolest thing ever...just think about this.....what if a vampire (i mean, vampires are coo...
Posted by Mitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST