Rock Sauce

CHAPTER I: Rock Sauce is the awesometastic collaboration of musical flavors all blended together to create a delicious serving of rock. It all started when the lead singer and guitar expert, Tyranosaurus Rocks teamed up with the Rocktologist, bass tycoon. The jives were happening and the flow was fresh, but the two super-geniuses needed that steady beat. They called upon their friend the Rock Strap to hit em' with those funky fresh beats on the drums. This rockin' trio had almost everything they could ever want in one amazing axis of rock, but for some added flavor, they summoned old friend and play mate, Count Rockula who provided the team with some groovy lead guitar. When their powers combine, they form ROCK SAUCE!! CHAPTER II: One day in the not-too-immediate-past, but sometime rememberable by someone of elder physique and mind, the four heroes were playing Duck Hunt (TM) down by the Rockness River. All was well until the Rock Strap did a triple spin goose-head flipsy-daisy into the water! Utter silence - you could have heard a pin drop. Was all lost? Had the Rock Strap perished... well, not at that instance. He emerged unscathed from the depths of the sea! O, thanketh to thee! He is alive! However, just then, seemingly from out of nowhere... the Rockness Monster ate the crap out of the Rock Strap! Wo we said unto HIM and all his eatiness! Saddened by our loss of funky beats we cried. We cried and we cried. For days and days did we cry. Until finally we forgot why we were crying. Count Rockula remembered, and reminded us why, whereupon we began crying again! We cried for what seemed like minutes, maybe even some seconds too. Then we looked at that wretched Rockness Monster straight in the eye and said - you better play some funky fresh beats for us now that you ate our friend. He said it was the least he could do. THE END...?For booking information call Robert Oehmke at (520)390-5272CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE AT WWW.ROCKSAUCE.NET ..This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!