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Joe King

I FeeeeL Funny!

About Me

You heard of the Naked Cowboy who strolls around Times Square playing his guitar? Well I'm Fungi, the Naked Clown! Strolling around after midnight wearing nothing more then my trenchcoat and boots. I'm available for parties, bar mitzva's or anything imaginable :P
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fungi the Clown
Birthday: 11/17/63
Birthplace: New Brunswick, NJ
Current Location: Old Bridge, NJ
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 ft.
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Irish, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-flops
Your Weakness: hot girls
Your Fears: heights, rollercoasters
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to move from Old Bridge
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta take a leak
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno....
Your Bedtime: anytime I like
Your Most Missed Memory: going to Disney World
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: cigars
Do you Swear: hell yEah!
Do you Sing: not good
Do you Shower Daily: I take baths
Have you Been in Love: Love/ lust.... I dunno!
Do you want to go to College: Never went :(
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: on occassion
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm fugLy :P
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yEah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure!
Do you play an Instrument: I could whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yEah... he-he :)
Ever been Drunk: suuuure!
Ever been called a Tease: nah
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yEah
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Denmark
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: don't really matter
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: any
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: love that Goth look ;)
Number of I have taken: hUh???
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 15
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Just looking some fun people to get to know.

Music:





DIO
Rainbow
The Doors
The Beatles
Deep Purple
Iron Maiden
Judas Priest
Dire Straits
Joe Satriani
Foo Fighters
White Stripes
The Raconteurs
Velvet Revolver
Suicidal Tendencies
Collective Soul
Soundgarden
Rob Zombie
Rammstein
Audioslave
Godsmack
Disturbed
The Cars
Static X
Blondie
INXS
REM
ELO
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Movies:

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Fraility
Joy Ride
Momento
Poltergeist
Re-Animator
28 Days Later
The Frighteners
Jeepers Creepers
Saving Private Ryan
Lost in Translation
Almost Famous
Raising Arizona
Blues Brothers
3 O'clock High
Monty Python
Falling Down
Spinal Tap


Television:

Mr. Bean
Top Chef
Iron Chef
Lucky Louie
T.V. Funhouse
SNL (original)
Monty Python
Twilight Zone
Buffy the V S
The Simpsons
Wonder Showzen
Band of Brothers
Conan O'Brien Show
Dave Chappelle Show
The Benny Hill Show
My Name is Earl
History Channel
Food Network
Mythbusters

Books:

Weird US
Images of America
Anything dealing with true crime. Anything dealing with the paranormal.

Heroes:

Bozo the Clown
Yucko the Clown

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My Blog

What's the Deal With....

What's the deal with these strange Myspace messages I been getting? If it's not them web cam chicks or them Nigerian millionaires who need help getting their money it's something stupid like thissssss...
Posted by Joe King on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:46:00 PST

To Blog or Not To Blog....

THAT is the question!
Posted by Joe King on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 05:48:00 PST

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Posted by Joe King on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST