SOME WORDS ON LIFE FROM TEKNO BOZO: How To Live it And When To Take Someone elses
Yeah I'm bad! Everyone and there kid sister knows that. Or KNEW it until I vaporized them! And Im tuff as nails and twice as cold to boot! But when folks talk about me (and you know EVERYONE talks about me) What they don't discuss (apart from my natural good looks and my trend setting fashion sense) is my genuine, casual attitude about living life. And about Taking it.
In this crowded confusing modern era when you cant even find peace and quiet in another man's living room without having to stop his babbling by RIPPING OUT HIS TUNG AND STUFFING IT DOWN HIS THROAT! A genuine casual attitude aint easy to find. And you know I aint talking turkey here too. The way I reckon it, too many geeks in the galaxy spend every lousy misery filled waking hour worrying hour worrying about the NEXT lousy misery filled waking hour! They shuffle like robots. From a stressed out childhood (where they whine about not having as many toys as the whiney deppressed stinkin rug-rat next door) to a rotten adulthood (when they spend so much time rubbing there shillings together they never get a chance to enjoy them) to a completly pathetic old age (which is so PATHETIC I cant even make a joke about it on account I'll start laughing to hard), these dumb-ass geeks don't know what its all about.It all comes down to keeping that genuine casual attitude, if you ask me, which you obviously ARE doing since yer reading this damn thing. (think about THAT for a minute! Haw!)Pal, most folks wouldn't know a real casual moment if it bit them hard in the butt. Not me though. Me, I know it when somethings biting me hard in the butt. I know it and I know how to enjoy it, The casual moment I mean.
Let me give you an example, back on my old planet, Utopia I was just a simple RoboClown. But when I started picking up stray transmissions of Oprah reruns from Earth. After realizing how weak and ripe for conquest humans are I blew up Utopia and headed to Earth. Then I started amassing an army of brainwashed (Hyp-mo-tized by subliminal messages in my "music") fans with one intention... Destroy all annoying television shows. and put myself as the new rightfull ruler of this planet!
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