Ok...here it is....I'm a pathological liar with evil intentions for every situation. I get along with all walks of life on this planet anyways. I'm an average white male from america...bloodline is from Ireland. I evolved from a small bacterium originating from some other place. I love girls, and love being with em'. I work alot and play even harder. Someday i'll chill the fuck out but i don't think its going to happen anytime soon. I love to smoke and i will till i die...sorry for all you haters who think its bad and evil..i think you are fuckin scum suckin faggots...just my opinion, I'm a god what can I say.
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Name: Ganja God
Birthday: August 21, 1980
Birthplace: Not admitable
Current Location: The Dirty Kok
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Depends where
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ecko
Your Weakness: Thai women
Your Fears: American women
Your Perfect Pizza: The shit that comes to the door
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Denmark n seein my lil bro for xmas
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I HATE YOU
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm late
Your Best Physical Feature: ask her
Your Bedtime: ask her
Your Most Missed Memory: Kickin it in the alley on 22nd with phil, kjell, and krew
Pepsi or Coke: RC Cola
McDonalds or Burger King: Burgerville
Single or Group Dates: I'm a swinga biatch
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: water
Chocolate or Vanilla: sorbet
Cappuccino or Coffee: Gin
Do you Smoke: does a fish swim?
Do you Swear: Jesus fucking christ
Do you Sing: I'm scared of microphones
Do you Shower Daily: Twice daily
Have you Been in Love: twice
Do you want to go to College: again?
Do you want to get Married: I'm already married to money, shit.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when fuckin on a boat
Do you think you are Attractive: Do you think you are?
Are you a Health Freak: the freak part is right.
Do you get along with your Parents: Get along with one of em'
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em'
Do you play an Instrument: I play a whimsical vagina
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm still sweatin it out
In the past month have you Smoked: enough for all of america to get second hand smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: define this.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Many
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Just down the street
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ewww
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, at school
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: snatch
Ever been Drunk: no, what is that?
Ever been called a Tease: too many times
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: safeway...then i worked for em for 4 years
How do you want to Die: quickly and swiftly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Professional Hydroponics Consultant
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland again.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long, down to the ass
Height: shorty
Weight: not a fatty
Best Clothing Style: sexy and flaunting
Number of Drugs I have taken: no
Number of CDs I own: over 300
Number of Piercings: no way
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: wow...that is a long list.
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how old were u when u lost your virginity? 16
what is the name of your best sex partner ever? I won't mention it...shes thai!
where is your fantasy place to do it? Public
were is the best place you have ever done it? Hallway C at markmorris...then the MM baseball dugout
whats the worst pick up line u ever heard? Let's fuck.
whats the worst pick up line u ever said? Resistance is futile.
ever recieved oral sex? omg....duh
ever given it? to a guy...umm no...but ladies....yeah!
slow and soft or fast and ruff? all da above
fav topping to lick off your partner..... whatever was poured
where were u at when u had the best sex u ever had? don't know...can't remember
from the front or the back???? both
in the pussy or the ass? wha'.....always the nanny
whats more importand tits or ass? fuck...they are equal but the ass has pull
ever be with the same sex? haha...fuckin homo
fav song to listen to during sex? thai music....sounds nice
making love or hot animal sex? drunk or not drunk?
are u body shy? how does a horse hang?
ever have a 3 some? yep...three times.
ever been tied up? or blind folded? nope...but willing
ever tie anybody up? or blind fold them? yep...
what was the best thing u ever made ur partner do in bed? (like moan real loud, or say ur name) Drop e an viagra and go till da dawn
when was the last time i had sex? no comment....
who was ur worst sexual partner? aimee leigh elliot(why was i with her for 4 years)
where do u want to be next time u have sex? in bed....so i can pass out
who do u want to be with? I have a list, santa!
whats the naughtiest thing u ever done? No way will i admit that.
ever do it unprotected uh huh...i have a son
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