Recently I found my life a bit dull and mondane. So i decided to spice it up a bit. I went downtown to MLK blv and approched the fist gang i saw (The black Locs) and told them that I want to join the the gang. They said that "I have to be black to be a member", and i replied that I am an African Albino, so i was in. Next, the leader (Buck Shot) of the "posse" said "I have two choices i can get beat in or sexed in", lets just say that those rumors about black men are true. After all that jazz it was suggested to me that I obtain a gang member girlfriend or a "hood rat". Her name is Shantiqua and she has 17 kids all named Jamal and Jermane. I traded in my ford taurus for a 64 on switches and dubs, I get strange looks pulling up to the PTA meetins. Most the time me and the gang just set trip, do drive bys, start turf wars and what not. keeping my two lives seperate is difficult. For example, the other day at my job (Hotdog on a stick) I told my boss that if he didnt back up off my nuts that I would do A drive by on his babys mommas crib, luckly he had no idea what i was talking about. But for the most part gang life is great, something fresh and new. So if your looking for some excitement in your life come on down to the hood and find me, ill be the white guy with a blunt in my mouth and a mac-10 on my hip.
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