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Ian

she looks like the smell of bad heath!

About Me

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HERE"S THE NEW MIX!!!!! CLICK TO DOWNLOAD, LISTEN TO ENJOY!!!!!
tracklisting
fcsnorth:arc
james figurine:apologies
finzy kontini: bass and drum (chill colins we explode re-edit)
jurgen paape: cream
sebastian: ross ross ross
alex gopher: motorcycle
justus kohnke:overhead
dondolo: tetanus crisis (hot chip remix)
flying squad:trip two
the rapture: the devil

So here's a link to the austinist interview with LEARNING SECRETS ...check it out here at this link...just post it in your browser and blah blah blah...
http://www.austinist.com/archives/2006/12/01/austinist_inter views_ian_orth_of_learning_secrets.php#comment-772905
and as always LEARNING SECRETS........be our buddy.... www.myspace.com/learningsecrets

Ah...the memorys

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My Interests

your back end bent over my knee. me squeezing anything into tight dark places. cowboys but not indians. aztecs but not spaniards. ganghis kahn but not hitler. queer but not gay. trees but not shrubs. willow but not midgets. california but not san diego. sun burns but not aloe vera. butt holes but not ass holes. you but not her.

I'd like to meet:

the hulk.the green lantern. thor. the fantastic four. that's it.

Music:

the maps
clor
kelley polar
jimmy edgar
hot chip
jose gonzales
sigur ros
darkel
the radio dept.
plus device
whitest boy alive
the album leaf

Movies:

when i was a little kid i used to get scared at the movie theatre when the lights would go out. also, my father took me to see E.T. in the theaters and i got so scared that my dad had to take me home. my father also took me to see the empire strikes back when it was in the theatres as well...i don't remember though cause i was only 1 or 2 years old. To thanks him and re-pay him for that, three years later when i was 5 i made him take me to see the rainbow bright movie. how i didn't end up gay i'll never know.

Books:

the watermelon king. lullabuy. women. middlesex.

Heroes:

granny. grandpa. the mermaid lady who swims under the glass bottom boat. the guy at the video store who rewinds the unrewound vide tapes. whoever is keeping the moon from falling on the earth. newton for discovering gravity. paul revere for warning "us" about the english invading. adam for toally boneing eve. eve for totally fucking up all of mankind. apples for totally tasting so sweet.