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The Professor

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About Me

Welcome to my profile where I share my thoughts in my photo essays (pictures section) in addition to my blog and my video clips above. My bio (to the left) provides a glimpse into my scholarly life. Thanks to all of my myspace students for laughing at my conceptualizations.

The Professor

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My Interests

Visiting Renaissance festivals (see video at www.myspace.com/snatch_comedy), traveling, farting, scratching, burping, exposing, loving

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Carl Jung, Telly Savalas, Tattoo, Ronald Regan, Ron Jeremy

Music:

Captain Cook Und Seine Singend, El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico, Vyacheslav Shchurov, Cameo, 68 cent

Movies:

Library Love, The Faculty, Why Don't You Blow Me?, Slutty Sorority Girls: Vol. III, Grade Inflation, The Provost Who Loved Me, The Nutty Professor

Television:

Nature, O'Riley Factor, Pimp My Ride, Dirty Jobs, Sanford and Son

Books:

Deconstruction and Post-Modernism: Why it is a Bunch of Crap, Guide to Clitoral Stimulation, Structural Equation Modeling

Heroes:

Pee Wee Herman, The Three Stooges, Ricky Martin, Vicente Fox, Pac Man

My Blog

Potty Training

Check it out!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU
Posted by The Professor on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

An article about me

http://www.freewebs.com/straightedgemagazine/thedivinecomedy withjt.htm
Posted by The Professor on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:41:00 PST

Marilyn Monroe quotes

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left" -Marilyn Monroe The results of my most recent longitudinal triangulated study are conclusive. People...
Posted by The Professor on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:18:00 PST

Artist Trivia Quiz

Here is a little quiz I wrote to test your knowledge of the important area  of artist trivia. ***Answers  below*** 1.      Why did Andy Warhol collect all those c...
Posted by The Professor on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:09:00 PST

Artists vs. Professors

I don't really know much about art. Although, I really like velvet art, like the dogs playing poker or pool paintings and those big Elvis and tiger rugs that people sell on the side of the road. ...
Posted by The Professor on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST

Annoying Words and Phrases

The English language is being mistreated every day and this must end! Below is a list of some of the most annoying words and phrases that people seem to think are acceptable verbage!friggin' & fre...
Posted by The Professor on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:38:00 PST

The Professors Vocabulary vs. Average People Vocabulary

Sometimes people have difficulty understanding me because of my advanced command of the English language and exceptional vocabulary. Here is a list of some words (followed by commoner word) I use th...
Posted by The Professor on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

Things The Professor Doesnt Understand

I am a worldly academic and I have a lot of information in my brain. However, there are a number of things that I do not understand. Here is a list of some of these oddities. Why do fat and ugly une...
Posted by The Professor on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:22:00 PST

Stupid University and College Names

University administrators are the most wacky fascists in society and amazingly detached from reality. Given their mental condition, they devise the most ridiculous names for their institutions. Here ...
Posted by The Professor on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:18:00 PST

How Are You?

Everyday people ask me, "how are you" and when I tell them about my problems, they seem to get uncomfortable. Why would hearing about my hemorrhoids make anyone feel uneasy? There is nothing wrong w...
Posted by The Professor on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:18:00 PST