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Not Your Normal Average Mom

Are there any decent people on Myspace?

About Me

I'm honest and won't cave to bullshit. So don't waste your time... or mine. I like having a good time with my friends. I don't drink. I don't need to. But I love to laugh. I love to work out and I appreciate people who take care of themselves. I love camping and building large fires (just provide the wood, I'll do the rest). I like to be challenged physically and would love to learn how to climb rocks before I get too old.
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My Interests

Learning to use the internet... welcome to the 21st century. Hanging out with my friends on a Friday or Saturday night. Laughing my ass off. Making other people laugh their asses off. Working out. Having someone cook for me. Listening to music while I dance around the house. Shopping for underwear (newest passion) And then dancing around the house in my new underwear. Or taking pictures of me in underwear. Hanging out with the kid. Talking with the kid. Walking on the beach (laying out is boring). Dancing on the beach, eating toasted tomatoes with parmesaen cheese. Playing with toys. Going to toy stores. Watching people; especially the crazy ones. I love garage sales, flea markets and thrift shops. Gardening, Raising butterflies. I love to be in nature. I love the wind. The way it carresses my body. ( I could go there on an erotic note) But the wind is erotic. So is the rain. OMG! Big fat rain drops pouring down onto my skin... Sharing a really good dessert with a friend... or the kid mmm, grilled bananas). Playground baseball games, High school plays, Stephen King books. Writing and receiving real letters via snail mail. Frogs. Muppets, doozers, Florida. NOLA. San Francisco. Camping. Building very large fires. Hiking (sometimes hiking naked) Fantasizing (guess). Being right about something at least 50% of the time. Kissing passionately.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet kind honest people. I am NOT INTERESTED IN MARRIED MEN OR MEN IN A RELATIONSHIP. I would love to meet bi or gay women who are willing to fly solo.People who like to laugh and enjoy themselves is a definite must. I love playful sexy people. If the word sexy bothers you, please delete me NOW! Must have at least 15 years experience in being an adult (only in body, not in mind). I would prefer those between the ages 35-50. You must have energy to be with me but also the ability to slow me down. Friendship is my primary goal. If the friend thing works out then there are the benefits to consider. Wink.
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Music:

U2, Carly Simon, Neil Young, Melissa Etheridge, Dido, Billie Holiday, Counting Crows, Johnny Cash, Jewel, 3 Doors Down, Soul Asylum, Breaking Benjamin, Steve Miller Band, Paula Cole, Tom Jones, Aerosmith, Gene Pitney, Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Prince, Crosby, Stills& Nash, America, Joan Osborne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, David Bowie, Bob Segar and the Silver Bullet Band, Phil Collins, Quarterflash, Talking Heads, Cold Play, No Doubt, Chicago, Nickleback, Linkin Park

Movies:

Best Friends, Looking For Mr. Goodbar,Flashdance. Fame. 12 Monkeys, Alien, Back To The Future (All 3), Muppets Take Manhatten, The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper, (What???? I like Muppets!!!), The Muppet Show, 28 Days, The Matrix (first one) Homeward Bound, Anything XXX rated, Walk The line, Chronicles of Narnia, Sweet Home Alabama, Legally Blonde 1 & 2. Love Reese Witherspoon! The Notebook, Lost Boys, IceAge Meltdown, The Fantastic 4, Spiderman 1 & 2, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Lakehouse, X-Men, Anything Superman,

Television:

Desparate Housewives, Lost, That 70's Show, Rescue Me
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Books:

Anything Stephen King (Gunslinger Series), Clive Barker's Imajica, Carl Hiaasen, James Patterson, Anne Rice, Gulliver's Travels, Brothers Grimm, Dr. Suess. Dream books,Harry Potter. I'm impressed with people who can remember every friggin book title they've ever read. I suffer from CRS... so you can give me a book I've read and I'll read it for the first time... again.

Heroes:

My Kid: If we had to judge ourselves by the way our kids turned out... well, I'd be right up there with the great ones. She is strong, honest, trustworthy, forgiving and her word is golden. And she is the funniest goddamn person I've ever known. Oh... and Brave. So brave... to move so far away and take a chance on life. She listens and does not judge. How many of us can say our friendships are this strong? She gets nailed with TMI everytime and keeps coming back for more.Jim Henson: He brought love into everything he did. He showed me that I did not have to grow up while getting older. He made everything fun... and furry.

My Blog

Damn! I broke a nail!

Ok, Ok, I admit it. I am a girl! Plain and simple... a girl. Since there is no man in my life I have decided that I can do the simple maintenance on my Saab. Not by myself silly. You know how verizon ...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST

uh huh, yeah... what she said

I'm not sure what you're trying to say or what you're looking for but because of fatigue I am a little on the defensive. I do know what Im looking for. I want someone I can trust with my thoughts and ...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

Suicide by Citronella

This camping trip was fraught with danger and suspense from the very beginning. Friday night about 9 pm a skipper butterfly flies into our lantern and begins to beat itself against the hot glass....
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:08:00 PST

Was that a fox? Seriously, was it?

Look! It is! Over there by the table; a red fox! Oh my god! Look how brave it is! Hey! SCRAM! It must smell our meat and the packaging. I didn't want to burn it because I'm getting more environmentall...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:39:00 PST

Summer and butterflies

There baaaack.  http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i282/Notyournormalaveragem om/?action=view&current=3butterflies.jpg My first indication that the Monarchs were back was the torn bedraggled ...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:39:00 PST

My mental condition

  WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME? How come when I sit to write, nothing comes to mind? I can lay in bed after hours of a great day (even a not-so-great day) and have all the ideas for a great ...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:50:00 PST

Powers of Invisibility

Life is hard enough without people making the promise of friendship and then for no reason they just move on. It is so sad. It makes me sad. Some days I wonder why we're here. What difference do we ma...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

Don't count your eggs until they're hatched.

What's to count? I had only one fucking egg. sigh. I didn't count it. I just protected it and found it a new home and now the egg's shit head fiance doesn't want to go on the mortgage. So it looks as ...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST

mmmmmmmmm fire.

Ok, so I am the laziest person on the planet. I went camping two weeks ago and am just now writing about it.  So what. Saturday, October 14, 2006 All is right with the world this morning. Perfect...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST

My motherfucking First Amendment Right

I am thoroughly disallusioned with society. It's ok to show our kids sex on T.V. Bare asses on NYPD Blues, etc. But God forbid you show nipples under a shirt on Myspace, you're ostrasized. I give the ...
Posted by Not Your Normal Average Mom on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:09:00 PST