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Ronny Halloween

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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I lead an interesting life. I'm an easy going guy who likes to make friends everywhere I go.
I entertain people for a living, and I love to make people laugh.
I have the coolest job in the world. Along with my brother, I own a professional haunted attraction called Scare Brothers Haunted Nightmare. It is located in Hatboro, PA. Every Halloween season, my brother and I, along with our dedicated and fantastic family of actors, have the privilege of scaring the hell out of the thousands of thrill seekers brave enough to venture through our doors.
I am also a comedian. I write a comedic blog here on Myspace. It is a partly fictional account of my life as I try to deal with recently becoming single and re-entering the dating world.
After an extended absence, I have recently returned to stand up comedy. I perform about once a month at selected clubs in the Philadelphia area, and post up the dates accordingly.
I try to keep in shape. I play baseball (that's fast pitch baseball not slow pitch softball) in a men's league.
So read my blogs, post a comment, and maybe smile a little. If you like them and wanna make me feel good, subscribe to them. Other than that, I am always looking to make new friends. I'll chat you up about most everything. So drop me a line, say hello, and stay a while.

My Interests

Scare Brothers Official Website

Scare Brothers MySpace Page

My Haunted House!

I'd like to meet:


Andy Reid, so I can ask him for a job.

Music:

Interested in Haunted Houses, Halloween, Comedy, Writing, Horror movies, Progressive Rock, Football - Go Eagles!

Movies:



My Blog

Back Into Hell Part Two

Since I couldn't stop smiling on my own, Joey Hard On decides he'll be a true friend and lend a helping hand, so he shoots in with, "She may say heart of gold, but I say low down, no good, lying snea...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

It Happened One Night

In view of Halloween, I am taking a short pause from my regular blog about my life to present this short horror story. I have wanted to write something other than comedy for some time, so I gave horro...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:47:00 PST

Back Into Hell Part One

"You're outta your fucking mind if you think I'm gonna help some broad move in to her new apartment just so you can score some brownie points."    It's Saturday morning.  I'm talking ...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:14:00 PST

The Voice Of Reason

"So let me get this straight," says my brother, "The kid is the Devil and the bear is really a demon hound from Hell."   I've just spent the last twenty minutes or so explaining to my brother Bil...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

In Which I Meet The Devil

I am in Hell. I am in the bathroom.  I'll bet you didn't know Hell had bathrooms.  It also has an ugly kitchen, but that's beside the point.   Actually it doesn't really have bathrooms...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST

Fond Remembrances

I had just spent the day with Joey Hard On and Teddy Two Face.  Joey had spent most of the day talking about sex, but what had stuck in my mind was the conversation we had had about fantasies. &n...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST

Joey Hard On and Teddy Two Face

I was out today with my friends Joey Hard On and Teddy Two Face.  Now two more different people you will never meet.   Teddy Two Face is just about the most negative person I have ever met.&...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:13:00 PST

A Spiritual Connection

I went out on a date tonight.  It was a good date.  Well, it was a good date to a point.  A good date right up to the point where she stormed out of my house screaming.    Th...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:09:00 PST

Advice from Mr. Brady

I'm out with my brother Bill today, and I am happy.  I've just hung up the phone with a woman that my brother had introduced to me a few days ago.  I am happy because she has just agreed to ...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

Baseball

I went down to visit my father the other day.  And like always, the man spent the day complaining about me.  For 42 years now, the man has been complaining about me.    It's not...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST