Back Into Hell Part Two |
Since I couldn't stop smiling on my own, Joey Hard On decides he'll be a true friend and lend a helping hand, so he shoots in with, "She may say heart of gold, but I say low down, no good, lying snea...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST |
It Happened One Night |
In view of Halloween, I am taking a short pause from my regular blog about my life to present this short horror story.
I have wanted to write something other than comedy for some time, so I gave horro...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:47:00 PST |
Back Into Hell Part One |
"You're outta your fucking mind if you think I'm gonna help some broad move in to her new apartment just so you can score some brownie points."
It's Saturday morning. I'm talking ...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:14:00 PST |
The Voice Of Reason |
"So let me get this straight," says my brother, "The kid is the Devil and the bear is really a demon hound from Hell."
I've just spent the last twenty minutes or so explaining to my brother Bil...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST |
In Which I Meet The Devil |
I am in Hell. I am in the bathroom. I'll bet you didn't know Hell had bathrooms. It also has an ugly kitchen, but that's beside the point.
Actually it doesn't really have bathrooms...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:59:00 PST |
Fond Remembrances |
I had just spent the day with Joey Hard On and Teddy Two Face. Joey had spent most of the day talking about sex, but what had stuck in my mind was the conversation we had had about fantasies.
&n...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST |
Joey Hard On and Teddy Two Face |
I was out today with my friends Joey Hard On and Teddy Two Face. Now two more different people you will never meet.
Teddy Two Face is just about the most negative person I have ever met.&...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:13:00 PST |
A Spiritual Connection |
I went out on a date tonight. It was a good date. Well, it was a good date to a point. A good date right up to the point where she stormed out of my house screaming.
Th...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:09:00 PST |
Advice from Mr. Brady |
I'm out with my brother Bill today, and I am happy. I've just hung up the phone with a woman that my brother had introduced to me a few days ago. I am happy because she has just agreed to ...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST |
Baseball |
I went down to visit my father the other day. And like always, the man spent the day complaining about me. For 42 years now, the man has been complaining about me.
It's not...
Posted by Ronny Halloween on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST |
