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Name: Mutha Fuckin Steve-O
Birthday: April Fool's Day 1978, oh I can taste the evny
Birthplace: In a gryffon's nest on an ethereal plane
Current Location: Purgatory
Eye Color: You can't escape me blue
Hair Color: Currently in transition
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes
Your Heritage: All Mick
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals rendered from the flesh of disbelievers
Your Weakness: None. Vices, sure...
Your Fears: Dying with untattooed skin
Your Perfect Pizza: Is served with kick ass beer
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Publication on a mass scale
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What? Not me, never used one
Thoughts First Waking Up: I really do get better looking every day
Your Best Physical Feature: I have a nine inch tounge and I can breathe through my ears
Your Bedtime: Insomniac
Your Most Missed Memory: Sleep
Pepsi or Coke: Which one has whiskey in it?
McDonalds or Burger King: Fuck fast food
Single or Group Dates: Define group...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: Don't pull the race card with me, bitch
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: Like a fish
Do you Swear: Like Sondheim writes internal rhymes
Do you Sing: Everyone sings, even copulation is a three act opera
Do you Shower Daily: If it's necessary
Have you Been in Love: Of course, I have also been to Ypsilanti
Do you want to go to College: Again? Ummm, pass
Do you want to get Married: Is that a proposal? Are you rich? Hot? Freaky?
Do you belive in yourself: Moreso than anyone else
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I did I probably wouldn't move as much
Do you think you are Attractive: Lemme check...yep, still hottern'a two dollar Sighauer
Are you a Health Freak: If by freak you mean defy conventions of health in order to persue my self-destructive nature, then yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Few things are as captivating
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, mandolin, and the human body
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: That would be a resounding you-betcha
In the past month have you Smoked: Only cigarettes and pot
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't do drugs, glue doesn't count as a drug, right?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does casual sex with a stranger in an abandoned warehouse count as a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: How do you think I met the above stranger?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, all that interracial shit makes me nervous
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, and I can't wait to do it again
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm on stage every time I open my mouth
In the past month have you been Dumped: You have to be in a relationship to be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In February? In the Midwest? I like my three piece set thanks
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The plans for Iran's ultimate Death Ray, any takers?
Ever been Drunk: Ever asked really obvious questions?
Ever been called a Tease: Why, what have you heard?
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but you should see the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: I prefer to think of it as a re-patriation of goods
How do you want to Die: Old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Better than you
What country would you most like to Visit: Freedopeia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as it's not glowing red or hollow black we're cool
Favourite Hair Color: I've always been a fan of dirty blondes, oh wait, no I meant that both ways, never mind
Short or Long Hair: Sure
Height: I don't discriminate
Weight: I do discriminate, heiffers may shuffle on...
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: Sit down, kids, this may take a long, long while
Number of CDs I own: More than three
Number of Piercings: None currently, but many in my life
Number of Tattoos: 9
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fuck regrets with billy clubs that transfigure into live Copperheads once they penetrate
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