Christopher - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am fortunate to have great family, friends, and a love for life. I am truly an individual and my friends and family would agree. I love old TV shows, old movies, old cars....Anything that is obselete. Most Important to me: Life, Family, Friends, new friends, honesty, my jobs, being myself under all circumstances, practical jokes, great food, long walks, reruns, daydreaming, surfing, hockey, guitars, my band, traveling, getting lost, a good book, rockabilly music, Elvis, Levi's, the blues, rock n' roll, suits from the Salvation Army, the first cup of coffee or tea in the morning, laughing at myself so hard that I almost pee my pants, World Peace, road trips, close calls, New York City, dancing like a crazy clown in the bozo circus.I have absolutely no interest in trendy bars, lame bands, tabloid magazines, celebrity lifestyles, high maintenance people, hunting, Yanni, or Celine Dion. and I can't stand going to parades. Family and friends come first. Most people don't know it but I am the world's tallest midget. I taught junior high for three years and had a class full of students from Asia. It was a great experience. I just finished my special ed. teacher certification and can't wait to teach again.Oh yeah...and I always put my shopping cart back at the supermarket. Always. Except at Wal-Mart because I hate that store.
Show respect to Michael Jackson!
The fine for leaving a public toilet unflushed in Singapore is $150 ___________________________________________________________

My Interests

Playing Hockey, guitar, surfing, making music,cooking, traveling, road trips, laughing like a crazy clown in the bozo circus

I'd like to meet:

Those about to rock!, Prince, Charlie Murphy, Ghandi, Blue Demon, Huey Lewis, Nikki Sixx, Johnny Cash, Richard Simmons, Charlize Theron, Merv Griffin, Kevin Arnold, Doogie Howser M.D., Zach Morris, John Ritter, ALAN the mask. Paul Reubens, Buddy Lembeck, and Sergio. But most of all Richard Simmons because he helped get me ripped by sweating to the oldies with a bunch of fat ladies. ___________________________________________________________ ..

Music:

The Stray Cats, Men Without Hats, Devo, New Kids on the Block, The Cramps, Bill Haley and his Comets, Buddy Holly, Mack Stevens, Kasabian, Big Sandy and his Fly-Rite Boys, The Strokes, Danzig, BR5-49, Rancid, Hank Williams Sr., Kings of Leon, Whitesnake, White Lion, Great White, Anthrax, Albert Hammond Jr., Queensryche, Fabulous Harmonaires, Queen, Raconteurs, Joe Walsh, Charlie Rich, Warren G, Powerman 5000, Van Halen(not Van Hagar), Michael Jackson, G. Love & Special Suace, Jack Johnson, Sublime, Nerf Herder, The Misfits, Poison, the Killers, the Sounds, Blondie, Black Sabbath, Duke Ellington, Frank Sinatra, The Police, Little Joe Washington, The Subways, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Mr. Big, Ted Nugent, Led Zep, Chris Isaak, Paul Oakenfold, Andew W.K., Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Vandals..just to name a few

Movies:

Weird Science, Spinal Tap, UHF, Spider -Man, Wayne's World, Snatch, The Notebook, American History X, Up in Smoke, High Fidelity, Run Lola Run, The Bourne Identity, RAD, Pandillas Bicivoladoras,

Television:

Perfect Strangers, The Fall Guy, The Office, Lost, Entourage, Two and a half Men, The A-Team, Laugh-In, Woody Woodpecker, Chilly Willy the Penguin, Heathcliff, The King of Queens, The Brady Bunch, I Love Lucy, Three's Company, The Jeffersons, Rags to Riches, Eight is Enough, Who's the boss?, The Tony Danza Show, Spongebob Squarepants, Conan O'Brian, and any infomercial with Richard Simmons.

Books:

I prefer ones with hard covers, I hate textbooks and workbooks, especially the phonics ones... Favorites include - Into the Wild, Green Eggs and Ham, any pop up book, The Old Man and the Sea, most works by Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Chuck Palanhiuk, and anything that tells about really seedy and shady adventures so that I can live vicariously through the story. But most of all I like Pop Up books and choose your own adventure. However, I like reading autobiographies and non-fiction

Heroes:

My Grandpa, Nikki Sixx, Peter Parker- The Spectacular Spider-Man, Brian Leetch, Mike Tyson, Alan the MASK, Sting, Sting would be another person who is a hero.The music he had created over the years. I dont really listen to it, but the fact that he is making that, I respect that.

My Blog

Guidos and Rocky

In response to Night Crawlers "Rocky" posting. Just Like Greggie C, I went to see Rocky IV at the Elmwood theater on Queens Blvd. He was right, it was 1986, it was raining, and the line went around th...
Posted by Christopher Von Count on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST