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Gary, America's Next Top Male Model.

Bindi Irwin Could Kick anyone's ass. You Go jungle girl!

About Me

In life I like Normal Stuff like Television, Getting Good Grades, Eating Right, Helping Grandma Wash her Hair, The Color Papurple,Passing Notes to My Sister Through Wall Cracks, Cats Cleaning Themselves, Kickin' Ass, Chewing Sugar Free Gum, Lysol, Dogs Chasing Their Tails, Tivo, Olivia Newton John, Teletubbies, Telemundo, The Count on Sesame Street, Living La Vida Loco, Rosario Dawson, Zombies, the ongoing Battle of Lindsey Loahn and (insert name of the week here), Jesus, Tina Turner before she sold out, Cooking dumplings in Steam Rooms, Swifters, Hair Gel, being possessed by Satan, Saving the World in Style, Sean Connery, Giant Teddy Bears, Gummy Sharks and Shannon Tweed Cable Soft Core Porn, Eating Government Grilled Cheese Sammiches, watching my girlfriend buy Grape Slurpees with her WIC check, The Works Of Jhonen Vasquez, And ALL THAT JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

The Simpsons Action Figs. Statues Comics Video Games Writing Drawing Directing Acting One Day I hope to Have a Cybernetic Arm that shoots Blue Lasers and A serious Case of Lycanthropy. (A Werewolf!)I'll probably wind up like David Bruce Banner...I'll just Hitch on the Desert Highway.

I'd like to meet:

R.I.P. Captain America, The Dream will Never Die!

Music:

Veruca Salt, AC/DC, HELLOGOODBYE, BOY KILLS BOY, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF GIANTS,Joan Jett,Weezer, Garbage, Foo Fighters, Dashboard Confessional, Def Leopard, Meatloaf, Aerosmith, Journey, Jimmy Eat World, No Doubt, Led Zep, Janis Joplin, My Chemical Romance, Kelly Clarkson, The Clash, the Ramones, Ozzy, Wakefield, Fall Out Boy, Elvis, Elvis Costello, Marilyn Manson,Nikka Costa, LL Cool J, Bright Eyes, Sevenwiser, Shinedown,White Stripes, REO Speedwagon,Fiona Apple,Evanesence,Franz Ferdinand,Jack's Mannequin,Keane,Smashing Pumpkin's, Rooney,Yea Yea Yeas,Stevie Wonder,Beach Boys, Ben Folds Five, David Bowie, Amy Mann, Old Dirty Bastard, Jay-Z, Portishead, Johnny Cash, Tears For Fears,Modest Mouse, Shakira,Pixies, We are Scientists, MorningWood, Rilo Kelly, emox(Showin' love!), Dusty Springfield, DEVO, Cream, Really Anything 80's, Angels & Airwaves, Halifax, ELO, Death Cab for Cutie, Head Automica.

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB and Kill Bill are the greatest movies ever! Any Romero Zombie flicks, Shaun of the Dead, Devils Rejects, Dario Argento 70's masterpeices, Any Hitchcock (Especially the Birds and Vertigo!), X-Men/X2,Spider-man/Spider-man 2,Goodfellas,Pulp Fiction,Rocky Horror,Boogie Nights,Sin City,reservoir dogs, old school, braveheart, annie hall, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, lost in translation, rushmore, taxi driver, star wars, american psycho, billy madison, almost famous, the matrix, high fidelity, back to school, napoleon dynamite, grease, karate kid, fargo, magnolia, interview with the vampire, momento, The Great Muppet Caper (well any muppet movie will do!), labyrinth,gremlins, stripes, ghost world, lord of the rings, kingpin, rocky horror picture show,super troopers, wizard of oz, clerks, forrest gump, adaptation., raging bull, groundhog day, indiana jones, fear and loathing in las vegas,Goonies,The Royal Tennibaums, The life Aquatic

Television:

Grey's Anatomy,Battlestar Galactica, One Tree Hill,The Avengers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Wonderfalls, Angel, Firefly, The OC, Rescue Me, Alias, Lost, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, NewsRadio, King of The Hill.

Books:

Running With Scissors, Marley and Me, kurt vonnegut, The Potter Collection,The Heart Of Darkness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Taxonamy of Barnacles, Fight Club, choke, Astonishing X-Men, X-Factor, Runaways, Ex-Machina, Planetary, She-Hulk.
You scored as Beast. Beast is an intelligent, politcal spokesman for the X-Men.  He has a Ph.D in Genetics and is well versed in literature.  He may look like a blue fuzzy monster, but deep down he's very benevolent and logical.  Powers: Enhanced strength and agility

Beast


90%

Cyclops


65%

Colossus


60%

Iceman


40%

Jean Grey


30%

Rogue


30%

Wolverine


30%

Storm


25%

Nightcrawler


20%

Emma Frost


10%

Gambit


5%
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Heroes:

Grandpa....who was the coolest freaking person ever. Hope your betting on horses up there. Tina Fey Eddie Izzard Beast Jesus The Hamburgler Krissy Indy Teddy Roosevelt

My Blog

Womb time.

Hanging out in the womb makes me think of stuff....Like cookies and nerf balls. Nerf what a wonderful word. now that I am about to be born I will say one thing. COOTER IS AMAZING!
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

Orville Redenbacher Commercials.....

They scare the hell outta me...Like Vomit a little in my mouth scare. I am afraid......Stop Bringing the dead back...Unless they are Zombies....Zombies are cool.
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST

The Magic of my Spider-Man Hoodie.

I'm a happy camper because I have just eclipsed my own Nerdiness, I am now a full on mega Nerd. I will have to rock the shit outta my Spider-Man Hoodie. Cause I gotta Rep what it stands for, switching...
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

Ten Years Ago Yesterday...Buffy the Vampre Slayer First Aired.(A Tribute)

A Televison Show came into our world, and made it just a little bit better. That show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I was young only about 17 and looking for something to watch, The WB hyped it up. I ...
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

R.I.P. Captain America

Marvel Did it.....They Killed Cap. They Killed Fucking Capt. America. Because I know if Someone Saved the World A Million Fucking times, and went against a faschist Policy. The first thing I would wan...
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

One Min. Of Spider-Let Down.

Well Well Well, thanks NBC for 30 somewhat seconds of EXTREME GOBLIN throwing around Peter Parker.....GET ME SOME VENOM! GET ME SOME VENOM NOW!! SPIDER MAN 3 is going to be awesome....NOW LETS SEE SOM...
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:05:00 PST

EWWWWWwwWwWw VOMIT! Or How I met the Toliet.

Yea so I got drunk saturday night, and when i get drunk I actually show off emotons, which makes me uncomfortable, because I like being cold as ice. Even worse then that was the next day, because I ha...
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

My Top Ten Things I hate.

10) When people who think gentle humor like Family Circus is funny.9) Decaf Coffee...What's the point?8) The Truth Ads...We know smoking is bad...fuck off.7) That PS2 Games are still 50 bucks.6) Watc...
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:25:00 PST

I Cut My Nipple.

I know how everyone lones stories about people doing stupid things, so here it goes. I cut my nipple shaving.....Now when you ask me how...I don't know...I was shaving a blade slipped and I think i lo...
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:37:00 PST

How I met Your Mother....Oh How I love this show!

I really do...It makes me happy. I can't wait cause this week it's new! And Hero's is new too! Mondays are finally great...No Matter What garfeild Says!  
Posted by Gary, America's Next Top Male Model. on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:37:00 PST