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About Me

I was born in a traveling circus.

My mother was a gypsy and my father was a carny, I never knew him....

I love cotton candy and German Shepards.

I experienced a period in my life where I was.... well lost. I had a wake up call one day when I awoke in a trash can and was taken to a local Rehabilitation Agency. The staff there took me in and cared for me. I was so happy, and gay.....it was there I met the love of my life, the estranged Indian.

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Paula's Nose!

Judge Paula gets nose out of joint  "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul went on Tuesday's show with a broken nose, and it was all Tulip's fault. The singer fell over the weekend while trying to a...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:45:00 GMT

Sanjaya Theory

Sanjaya Theory:   Talk show host Jay Leno suggested in jest that Indian origin Sanjaya Malakar, an "American Idol" contestant, had survived yet another expulsion from the show because his father ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:24:00 GMT

He got it back!

    NEW YORK (AP) -- Bello Nock, the daredevil clown, was all smiles Sunday when he was reunited with his lost little bike. The star of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus tha...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:13:00 GMT

Help him find his BIKE!

Itty-Bitty Bike Stolen NEW YORK (AP) - There was a reward, a toll-free tip line and a news conference - all for a lost little bike. The foot-high, 6-inch-wide contraption belongs to Bello Nock, the ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:37:00 GMT

American Clown Merchandise!

Clown invites you to Clown's online store at http://www.cafepress.com/americanclown  You can buy all of your Winner Number One merchandise there.  Remember, Clown has not marked any of these...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:16:00 GMT

Clown's Murdered!

Gunman kills 2 clowns in Colombian circus BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colomb...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:41:00 GMT

The Top 24! Season 6!

Top 24 Contestants Alaina Alexander Age: 24 West Hollywood, CA Amy Krebs Age: 22 Federal Way, WA Antonella Barba Age: 20 Point Pleasant, NJ Gina Glocksen Age: 22 Naperville, IL Haley Scarna...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:49:00 GMT

Saint Valentines Day

Clown's heart aches. Clown misses Indian........Clown cries porcelain tears of sadness as St. Valentines Day gets closer. I'm not f-ing around!
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:10:00 GMT

Secret Lover....Secret Message!

Hello everyone, this is Clown! Brock and Carolyn have received a message from a Secret Lover of mine. They are demanding me to profess my love to them. However I do not know who this clown is........p...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 13:59:00 GMT

Indian

Clown received a voice comment from the estranged Indian............Listen!
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:12:00 GMT