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eric

....soon...

About Me

I positively have to learn everything the hard way.... top to bottom. No matter the cost/suffering involved.... I will bend towards it. Poor, in pain, pure regret. A perfect night alone for me would require a bottle of Maker's Mark, a bottle of Astroglide, and a bottle of A-1.

My Interests

toenail polish, condiments, eating, farting, eating farts, farting out what I eat, brownouts, blackouts, hallucinating..... ....... I like to imbibe and do stadiums..... I like to call people Bitches...... I have a pain in my left nut from time to time.........I point to it.... I call it Bitches......

I'd like to meet:

masochists, failed recovering drug addicts, ex-anti-ists.....

Music:

if I never, ever listened to anything else that was ever made after this very point in time.... I would still be dead before I ever got a chance to listen to everything that was ever reallly really fuckin great.... so I never sweat it.... there is lots of great shit out there.... and lots of shit that I know every word to..... but... if I die before I hear all that was ever great.... big woop...

Movies:

there is great writing..... there is great direction.... there are great performances.... there are great scores and settings..... every once in a while..... they all come together to make a perfect flick. When I think of my favorite movies... I think of movies that I can watch over and over again and never get sick of..... but, there are still plenty of movies out there that are absolutely amazing... but..... I really don't ever want to watch them more than once....

Television:

is all Vomit..... . unless it is animated..... in fact.... the only show that I watch that isn't animated is The Daily Show.....

Books:

I read very slowly..... pretty much only on the shitter....I am currently reading a biography of Aleister Crowley..... and that's a big goddamn book yo....

Heroes:

... my current hunk-of-the-month has got to be Carl Brutananadilewski.... positively one of the most honest men alive.... well.... kinda alive....

My Blog

my cellphone got shut off today....

I have decided to take it personally.... though...... I did find a cellphone at a block party on Saturday.... and I was able to get in touch with the owner's Boyfrizzend..... and she got her phone bac...
Posted by eric on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

.... only my closest friends....

(18:08:52) thechrisproject: i'm coming to gville in october(18:08:57) thechrisproject: with my woman(18:14:01) DownBenny: fuck you AND your woman(18:14:10) DownBenny: don't come here(18:14:13) thechri...
Posted by eric on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:29:00 PST

ah,,,, nature..

anything taken for granted..... will always be taken back..... ... so I was warming up this bowl of chili (meat... no beans) the other night to use as a dip for.... well everything..... and.... I ap...
Posted by eric on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:50:00 PST

I made 112 pork spring roles from scratch today....

... after about the first ten.... you realize..... "I really... don't want to do this anymore" ... but you do.... all 102 more of them.... and you take pride in this...... now ... it doesn't matter ho...
Posted by eric on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST

good lord I'm tired

... and I will be working almost 24 hours in the next two days.....  the bane of the non-slick sole... those who know about the non-slick sole know that it is there because you get to be on your ...
Posted by eric on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST

august

when you live in a space with no air conditioning.....you welcome the rain......... the rain conditions all the air.... all the time.... ... and tomorrow is August..... notably... the hottest month of...
Posted by eric on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST

this is going to be a very nice day off

time well spent..... at all times.... even if it wasn't my day off.... time well spent.... before,during, and after..... but ESPECIALLY on your day off...... now.... I work very hard..... and only in ...
Posted by eric on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:04:00 PST

blah

blog blog blog... blah blah blah...... I have broken every single promise I have ever made to myself... so why would I ever believe that I would ever actually be capable of updating a BLOG every day.....
Posted by eric on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST

why I adore the 'roo.....

... exactly three city blocks from my house is a Kangaroo food/beverage/gasoline shoppola that is hands-down the most spectacular place on earth to be at any moment of the day. I visit this establishm...
Posted by eric on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:06:00 PST

tired

and sick...... I did sleep for like 15 hours the other day off..... day off.... but it was only because I was getting sic...... so .... day off....... days off are a VERY convenient time to be sick......
Posted by eric on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST