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Machiavelli

I am an enabler

About Me

When good fortune smiles upon me, I will give you some of his teeth.

My Interests

Motorcycles, Dirtbikes, Sportbikes, Racing, Hockey, Krav Maga, Jiu-Jitsu, Kick Boxing, Sambo, MMA, Fitness, Music, Travel, Art, Continual Education, Night Life (as lame as it is here), Burning Man, Going way too fast, Las Vegas, kicking your ass

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can keep up

Music:

Industrial, Electronic, Metal, Classical, Shit that makes your ears bleed

Movies:

Happy Gilmore, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Resident Evil, Evil Dead Series, Real Men, City of Lost Childern,The Godfather I & II, NightBreed, Fight Club, Office Space, Fahrenheit 9/11, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Old School, Sin City

Television:

Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, 2 Wheel Tuesday, South Park, Reno 911, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Sienfield, Simpsons, Carnival ... Can you tell I have Tivo?

Books:

Paradise Lost, A Season in Hell, Sickness Unto Death, Notes From the Underground, No Exit, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Sebastian Falzone: Husband, Father, Grandfather, Gambler, Comedian and the man I always wanted to be.
1922-2005

Sean Crane who taught everyone how to live life to the fullest and was always a true friend.

My Blog

Single white female

If you read my history of the chops blog, I bet you didn't believe me about the guy at my job that is trying to turn into me.  -->3 days ago he asked me where I got my favorite Hurley hoodie, to...
Posted by Machiavelli on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST

Amsterdam

There is not too much to say about this place that most dont know, but here goes: Go to the green house - this is the celebrity hangout in the red light district for Coffee.  Cheap and very effe...
Posted by Machiavelli on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

Edinburgh

Things you may not have known: People run for no good reason - It seems that people do not like taking cabs that much so for some reason they run to where they want to be at night.  When I firs...
Posted by Machiavelli on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST

Some Mother Fucker I used to know

There is some douche bag I have known for years, but never really hung out with until about 3 years ago when we started to become better friends. Aside from his too cool for school atti...
Posted by Machiavelli on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

History of the chops

I was out with a friend of mine this weekend where we saw someone with the saddest looking version of pointy sideburns walking down the street. This prompted them to ask if I thought people like that ...
Posted by Machiavelli on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST

Luck and the balance of things

I started playing Lotto lately.  Like most people I have a "system".  Mine unlike theirs is fool proof, but I may need to play 100,000 times to see the fruits of my genius. I have always bee...
Posted by Machiavelli on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 03:41:00 PST

Burning Man WAB

I will be camping at Thunder Dome at 4:30 and Esplanade.  Probably going to be leaving next Tuesday.  If you are going out there you should come by and say hi....
Posted by Machiavelli on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:58:00 PST

Creepy

A friend of mine was looking at photos from the Howard street fair, when she noticed something odd. There were all there photos of people posing and in odd costumes, but there were a few of someone th...
Posted by Machiavelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Balls?

If I see one more guy drying his balls with the hand dryer whilst holding a towel in the locker room I am going to bring in a lead boot and start playing South Park Roshambo.
Posted by Machiavelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Full Contact Fighter

Many of you that know me know I almost never get annoyed and believe that everyone has the right to do as they feel.  But one thing that has been able to undermine my intrinsically Buddhist belie...
Posted by Machiavelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST