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Comandante Jones

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About Me

If I ever grow up, I will be a Lefty Intellectual (TM). Meanwhile, my erotic cabaret is non-stop.

The rumors of my liver-raping my way across three continents are greatly exaggerated. I prefer to think of myself as the liver daddy. You know you like it or you wouldn't keep coming back for more.

My Interests

abortion rights, activism, african diaspora, afternoon booty calls, androgyny, anglesey, anti-transphobia, anti-war, ayiti, border-crossing, boyish girls, brother-in-law's bar-b-cue, butter, cake or death, caribbean, cheese, civil rights, cocklers, creole, crypto homo rockers, diaspora, dodgy alleyways, dominican republic, drag, drag queens, drunken hot pirate fucks, drunkypants, east berlin, east end, eat the rich, eddie izzard, fags, fecund weirdness, fine pirate ass, french language creoles, gay boys, gay girls, gay porn, gay rights, gender, gender presentation, gender roles, gender-bending, genderfuck, girls in chaps, girls who think, girls with anchor tattoos, girly boys, haiti, haitian creole, haitians, hedwig, hispaniola, history, homos, human rights, humorless goths, identity politics, ignoring your drama, immigrant rights, intelligence, jam, jerusalem, jewish mothers, jobs we call blow, kicking mormons, kiskeya, kleptocracy, kreyol, latin america, lbgt rights, less common languages, licorice drops & jellyrolls, moving beyond starter cheeses, nooks and crannies, opinionated girls, palestine, post-colonialism, pretty boys, pretty girls with big brains, public libraries, punk rock knitters, queers, queer culture, race and identity, race mixing, religious kitsch, reproductive rights, robbing cradles, running away to mexico, scars, scurvy, sex workers, sex-positivity, sheep, shivering timbers, sitting on fences, smart girls, social justice, stephen trask, strong opinions, subversion, taxidermy stores, the cheese mafia, the word "panties", tolerance, travel, unions, universal healthcare, wales, women's health.

I'd like to meet:

People who pluralize without apostrophes.

Music:

All power ballads. All the time.

Heroes:

John Cameron Mitchell, Margaret Cho, Paul Farmer, Edwidge Danticat, James Baldwin, The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence