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Undead Bassist

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter!!

About Me

I am: - Jaime - Jailyn - Parakeet - Keet - A Bass Player - A Bass Guitar Fanatic - A Musician - A Zombie - An Artist - MicMac - A Writer - A Laid Back Person - A Coffee Fiend - A Seeker of Truth - A Packrat of Knowledge - A Quiet Observer - Analytical - Logical - Emotional - Honest - Trapped in This Society - A Feminist - ProChoice - A Humanitarian who Hates Humans- A Bipolar Mix of Apathetic and Passionate - A Reclusive Hermit - A Social Butterfly - An Unbeliever - Disgusted by Organized Religion, Government and Humanity in general - Enthralled by the Patterns of Civilization - A History and Mythology Lover - A Lover of Philosophy - A Lover of Psycology - A Media Masacre - A Junebug Addict - Not Ashamed of Anything I've Done-
Anarchism is the only philosophy which brings to man the consciousness of himself; which maintains that God, the State, and society are non-existent, that their promises are null and void, since they can be fulfilled only through man's subordination. Anarchism is therefore the teacher of the unity of life; not merely in nature, but in man. ~Emma Goldman
Women need not always keep their mouths shut and their wombs open. ~Emma Goldman
You can have power over people as long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power. ~Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn
That only a few, under any circumstances, protest against the injustice of long-established laws and customs, does not disprove the fact of the oppressions, while the satisfaction of the many, if real only proves their apathy and deeper degradation. ~Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings. ~Hellen Keller
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. ~Rebecca West, 1913
You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman. ~Jane Galvin Lewis
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. ~Pat Robertson
What is it that makes us lose sight, True sight, of what is real and essential? I'll take organised patterns of chaos Over the chaotic organisations of man, any day. ~Serj Tankian
Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods and meadows, plains and mountains and streams of our blessed star, and they will learn that death is stingless indeed, and as beautiful as life. ~John Muir
Dread not infanticide; the crime is imaginary: we are always mistress of what we carry in our womb, and we do no more harm in destroying this kind of matter than in evacuating another, by medicines, when we feel the need. ~Marquis De Sade
The consistent anarchist should be a socialist, but a socialist of a particular sort. He will not only oppose alienated and specialized labor and look forward to the appropriation of capital by the whole body of workers, but he will also insist that this appropriation be direct, not exercised by some elite force acting in the name of the proletariat. Some sort of council communism is the natural form of revolutionary socialism in an industrial society. It reflects the intuitive understanding that democracy is largely a sham when the industrial system is controlled by any form of autocratic elite, whether of owners, managers, and technocrats, a vanguard party, or a State bureaucracy. ~Naom Chomsky
Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun. ~Martin Amis
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. ~Mark Twain
Give me notebooks made of human flesh dried on steel hooks and nooses, make uses of you's, uses of us... -Saul Williams

My Interests

a world without boundries or borders, bass guitar, guitar, drawing, oil painting, writting, comic art, air brushing, cooking, baking, THAI FOOD, green curry, summer and fall, porn stores, sex toys, csi, alice in wonderland, zombies, zombie movies, hiking, green anything, night life, egypt, tattoos, piercings, junebugs, moutains, sunsets and sex in the woods, body mods, artichokes radishes and avacados, politics, music, self sufficient lifestyles ... etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:

Yes: Open minded people. Honest People. Intelligent Individuals. Those I can learn from. People who can accept me rather then try to mold me to their specifications of "friend" or where they think I should be in life. People who don't place judgement on the exterior package. Sweet/Nice/Kind People. Purple People.

No: Bigots. Back Stabbers. Liars. Shit talkers. Gossip Mongers.Two Faced Cunts. Biligerant Assholes. Politicians. Anyone who in any way shape or form requires me to change who I am.

Music:

Crass
SubHumans
The Boils
WhoreHouse of Representatives
Anti-Schism
Behind Enemy Lines
Dead Presidents
The Lunchicks
The Breeders
The Aquabats
Primus
Oysterhead
Les Claypool and the Flying Frog Brigade
Sausage
Minor Threat
The Devotchkas
Banner Of Hope
Scarling
Jack Off Jill
Agent Orange
Propaghandi
Naked Agression
The Dresden Dolls
Victor Wooten
Les Claypool and the Holy Mackeral
Jimmi Hendirx
John Lennon
Saul Williams
Snot
Municipal Waste
Aus Rotten
Behind Enemy Lines
System of a Down
Serart
Axis Of Justice
Operation Ivy
White Zombie
USA Waste
Puya
Sneaker Pimps
The Horrorpops
Acid Bath
Dead Kennedys
Mr.Bungle
The Cars
The Who
The Spitvalves
Lard
Ministry
Human Investment
Bones Brigade
Rx Bandits
Puzzle Monkeys
Rollins Band
Black Flag
STP
BigDumbFace
RHCP
Prodigy
Frosted Porn Flakes
The Addicts
The Nerve Endings
Jonee Earthquake Band
Fantomas
Tomahawk
Kotton Mouth Kings
Sick Lipstick
Dog Fashion Disco
Type O Negative
Dillenger Escape Plan
Tool
APC
NOFX
Deadweight
The Stranglers
Vice Squad
The Plasmatics
Tom Waits
Frank Zappa
The Necromantix
The Murder Weopon
Buckethead
Soul Coughing
Janis Joplin
Alice in Videoland
The Twats
KRS 1

Movies:

mmmm blood and gore 3 Any Of George A Romero's Zombie flicks 3! Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Taxi Driver, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, The French Connection, From Hell, From Dusk Till Dawn, 4 Rooms, Jackie Brown, (anything by Tarentino, or Guy Richie), Dark Crystal, Fritz the Cat, Sin City, House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects, White Zombie and other Bella Lagosi flicks, UNDEAD, Dead Alive, Alice, Anything from Broken Lizard, ETC. ETC.

Television:

CSI, Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Drawn Together, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy (Yes I'm a cartoon JUNKIE)Earth 2, ETC.

Books:

You're better off coming by and taking a look at my bookshelves. They are huge. And very full. Too Many to even summarize! Any of the DisInfo Series! Authors: Terry Prachett, Emma Goldman, Serj Tankain, Mercedes Lackey, Piers Anthony, Pema Cohdren, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Niel Gaimen... Etc.

Heroes:

Les Claypool, Emma Goldman, Eve Libertine, Mike Patton, Victor Wooten, Brian Froud, Jim Henson, Lin Straight, Jolyn, My Atel, My Junebug, Saul Williams, Henry Rollins, Zack de la Rocha, Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, Jello Biafra, uhm.... yeah theres more... but the references get more obscure so i'll stop!