Funky4Me

Hi! My name is Taryn.
Some people call me sexy, darling, beautiful, bitch, fake, whore and a few other words I would rather not repeat here. My birth certificate says my name is Taryn, and every so often, when I am called anything besides Taryn, I check to see if by some mystical means my name has changed.
Every time I check just to be sure, it still says Taryn...
I'm a normal, down to earth, girl-next-door type of person. Life is too short to have hang-ups and be full of shit. I'm straight-forward, to the point of being blunt. If you are sweet to me, I will be sweet to you. Treat me with disrespect, and you will get to know my bitchy side.
I chat to anyone who has a face pic, manners, and treats me with respect. Leave shitty or sexual comments, and you are guarenteed a spot on my SHITLIST. For some reason a lot of men (and some girls too!!) have forgotten the manners they're mommies taught them. Tsk tsk tsk!
My pics are in my gallery, and if I can load my pics, so can you, unless you have something to hide, like a wife or girlfriend or something. No default face pic, no chat. Simple as that. I don't talk to cars, cartoon or animated characters or pictures of trees or stuff like that. A picture of your chest or abs doesn't do anything for me either, and I won't chat to someone's abs or chest. Who the fuck would?
If I wanted sex, or naked pics, I would definately not be looking for it on myspace. Don't send me any naked pics, and don't ask me for any.
Can you hold a decent intelligent conversation? If so, come chat. If you are intellectually challenged, in other words, if you are stupid, don't waste my time. I get bored very very quickly.
Gangster lingo was not one of my subjects at school, so if I don't respond if you send me a message in your gangster tongue, don't get upset if I don't respond. There is just not enough time in my day to try and figure out what it is you are trying to say.
I have natural blonde hair, but keep in mind there is a very intelligent brain behind these eyes and looks. If you bore me, don't expect me to chat to you.
Don't ask me to comment your page or your pics, I won't. I will comment if I feel like it. Also, don't expect me to comment because you posted a comment on my page. I didn't ask you to do so. I comment because I want to, and if I do, it comes from my heart. It's so superficial and false to ask people for comments. What does it matter anyway? Doesn't make you a better person or change your status in life.
SOME FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
WHORE ME PLEASE? - I don't whore people, sorry. If you want lots of friends, join the whore trains and don't wait for people to add you, add them 1st. Getting loads of friends is hard work, and you expect for things to just fall into your lap. So many people join whore trains and friend adding websites, but they expect others to add them, like they are some kind of royalty. I say: "Fuck that!" Also, if you really want loads of friends, go look in the friends list of other users, and add the people you find there.
Some of my true friends on myspace have sent out bulletins asking people to add me because I got deleted. Not once did I ask anyone of them to do so, they offered. For them, I am building a special whore train as a gesture of thanks, because they cared enough to help me when times seemed dark.
WHAT'S UP? -
Up is the opposite of down, or *looks up* the fucking ceiling is up! You can decide what up is for you...
WHAT'S GOOD WITH YOU? -
Everything with me is good.
HOW OLD ARE YOU? -
24 (if you read my profile, instead of just looking at the pics, you would know that, idiot!)
DO YOU REALLY LIVE IN AFRICA? -
Nope! Actually, I'm from the planet Venus, that very far planet, but nobody believes me when I tell them that, so I decided Africa was a close alternative. yes!!! I live in South Africa, which is a country on the southern most tip of the continent of Africa.
WERE YOU BORN IN SOUTH AFRICA -
Yip! Lived here all my life. Been to UK for a few weeks. Never been to the USA, and I have no intention of going.
WHAT'S IT LIKE IN AFRICA? -
Every place or situation is what you make of it. There is good and bad everywhere, your attitude towards anything will determine if you have a good time or not. If life hands you some mellons, make lemonade and sell it. Use the profits and buy more lemmons to make more lemonade to sell. Start a franchise even...
CAN WE HOOK UP? -
No
CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER? -
0800 FUCK OFF
IS THAT REALLY YOU IN THE PICS? -
Yes
DO YOU HAVE NAKED PICS? -
Fuck off!
SEND ME A NAKED PIC -
Send me a pic of a pitbull biting off your small dick, and I will send you a naked pic. Idiot!
CAN I FUCK YOU? -
You will just fall madly in love with me and I will get horrably bored. Your last girlfriend told me you are terrable in bed, and that you are very small too. Why do you want to subject me to such torture?
I WANNA GET LAID! -
Cool! Crawl up a chicken's arse and wait!
WANT TO SEE ME NAKED? -
You have nothing I haven't seen before, and If you get your kicks by sending naked pics, rather delete me from your friends list and save me the time and effort of having to delete and/or block you.
SEND ME AN IM -
I hate instant messengers, I don't use them.
ARE YOU SINGLE? -
Yes, I just don't have time for a relationship at the moment, and I'm fussy. My standards are very high. Don't have time to deal with male insecurities or to be anyone's trophy, ego booster or emotional mom.
ARE YOU BI? -
I think woman are beautiful, and I can admire beauty in any form, but I'm not into having sex with a girl. Tried it once, was fun, but not something I would want to do every day. I love breasts, they are super sensual, soft and so feminine. Just love looking at them, but it's not about size, it's about shape and whether the breasts actually compliment the body shape. Not all big breasted woman look hot to me. Oh, and I am definately into boys.
I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW GIRLFRIEND -
Have you tried switching on the light? If that didn't work, get a map!! Where on my page does it say I do matchmaking? I cannot remember writing anything about me hooking people up. Check out the page of Dr. Phil Mcgraw , maybe he can help you.
WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND -
I am a girl, and unless you don't behave, I see no reason why we can't be friends on here.
PLEASE WHORE ME -
Why on earth would you want me to call you a whore? Even if you were one, I wouldn't call you a whore, it's just rude!!
### MESSAGE TO NIGERIAN SCAM ARTISTS ###
If there is one thing that really pisses me off, it's you Nigerian fuckers, who load female profiles on websites like myspace, and other dating/community sites, and then try to scam other people for money.
My message to you is this:
FUCK OFF!!
I get thousands of messages from people like you every day! I might have blonde hair, but my IQ (look it up if you don't know what IQ is) is very high.
I am so sick of you lazy arsed criminal fuckers!!
Come on!! Be original for a fucking change!
You spammers and con artists with your please send money/you won the lottery/please help me emails and message congest internet traffic, and makes it slow!!!!!
Fuck!! You people piss me off!!
Get a real job, for fuck sakes!
I develop websites for a living, and because of fuckers like you people like me have to spend hours and hours developing security measures to stop you people from bugging legite members of websites.
May you walk across the road, and may a bus hit you fucken' hard!!