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(_|_) MONKEY

I am here for Friends

About Me

MMMMMM...Babes & Beer !!

Don't be serious...it gets in the way of reality. I have nothing exciting to tell you about myself, and if I did, would you really care? O.K. I'll humor you...(you must really be bored).... I enjoy the things that most people find mundane, the simple things. Like hanging out with friends and talkin' shit over a good beer. I love controversy over little things. See, I told you so...your bored even more now. I'm your typical guy, that is into sport bikes, firearms, loud music, artistic oil paintings and photos,...blah..blah..blah...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gina Gershon and Marilyn Manson...(NOT at the same time)
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My Blog

I’d like to play a game with you...

Type your name in my blog comments.  Like this: *SHITHEAD*    or      fHelf (as instructed)Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:22:00 PST

I’ve been tagged.....thanx ~*LENA*~

..> Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself.  At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged and  list their names...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

KoRn Family Values Tour 2007 in Atlanta

Well, Since I'm posting this blog....it must mean I survived the show...!!!!! The KoRn FVT show was soooooo FUCKIN' AWESOME...!! Despite the fact that the people who manage the amphithetre are co...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST

How to call the police....when your old..!!

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden sh...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:34:00 PST

Marilyn....Oh Yeah !!

Yaaaaaaa...Yeah for me GODDAMNIT !! I'm goin to see Marilyn Manson tomorrow night !!
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:48:00 PST

Tagged...Thanx SAULTRY

..> Here are the rules.  Each player starts with six random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their six things and post these rules. At ...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST

Shitters backed up....

Well don't that just figure..I take a couple of days off from work during the 4th holidays, and the main drainage for our plumbing decides to back up...yummy.. So I spend about 6 hours with a shovel, ...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:43:00 PST

The Ant and the Grasshopper

Before I proceed, I am NOT part of any political party...Just thought this was too cute not to post......... OLD VERSION    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, ...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

Too friggin' cool

O.K.   The other day while I was on my way home from work, I happened to look down to get something I dropped in my work van.  When I looked down, I saw this "SKULL" impression from my ...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:24:00 PST

Tips from the REDNECK book of manners

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it ...
Posted by (_|_) MONKEY on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:09:00 PST