To my dad, I just don't make the cut |
My father is 63 and cuts his own yard. I am half his age and have some guy who looks like Tommy Chong do mine. This does not play well in the elder Keith's court."A real man does his own yard," goes t...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST |
Some breakups can be painful things |
Gordon,I am leaving you this Post-it because I am trying to work this out and we seem not to be able to communicate effectively anymore. I made you lunch and left it here in the fridge. See you when I...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:33:00 PST |
Adventures in eating with the Keith fam |
My peanut butter was tainted with salmonella and I never even noticed. You know why? I have the stomach of a goat because I am a Keith. I don't think Keiths are necessarily born that way, but we adapt...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST |
A letter to my hotel |
Dear sirs or madams:My name is Gordon Keith, a current visitor at your Miami Beach hotel. I wish to offer a few suggestions as to how you can make your hotel a more homey, less disgusting kind of plac...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST |
Dirt and parasites = awesome birthdays |
By GORDON KEITHHe was a smaller kid named Sam. His hair was sheep-shorn and he wore the same shirt three of the five days of a school week.One day Sam stopped to help me fix my Huffy and I became awar...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST |
I am so sorry... |
Coming Feb 15 to Dallas/ Ft. Worthwww.gordonkeithshow.com...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST |
Winter spawns a monster... |
There is a prettiness to it all. I like the white on the ground. I like the suspended moment of icicles. I like men carrying children, and I like being able to see the breath from a woman's mouth as s...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST |
So far, so damn good ... |
It's a new year, and I am well in it. I walk out on my porch every morning with a tin cup of campfire-brewed coffee and watch the blush of morning gather on the horizon. I like it when it is pink befo...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:23:00 PST |
I love everyone |
Don't look me in the eye
Mike Tyson sings Monster Mash on Kimmel
New Muser Pics! 1, 2, 3, 4
Lesbian Cheerleader Sex in Florida
Prank gone awry
Hey, I love quiet magic
Who is that g...
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:27:00 PST |
Another damn blog |
Maybe I should put all my girly thoughts on this freaking blog instead of my site. I finally have a bunch of friends and I am still just as gay. Come on girls, let me hear from you.
Posted by Sexy Gordon Keith on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:50:00 PST |
