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Faith, traveling to see family, friends, being a wiffleball champ, baseball, reading, ninja training, watching whatever Dallas team is playing except the Rangers because John Daniels trades away every young player that shows any potential of being a decent ballplayer, working out aka. "The GUN SHOW", and my kick ass career.
Jesus since I look to him for guidance and inspiration, Vince Lombardi because he was a champion and a great leader, Tommy Lasorda (yes he's that fat guy on the Slim Fast commercials which now that I think about it, it's kind of an oximoron but it would still be cool to talk baseball with him), Ernest Hemmingway although he was an atheist the guy really did some cool things, Ty Cobb, Don "Magic" Juan,Will Farrell,and Chris Farley.
N.E.R.D., The Killers, Snoop Dogg in his gangster rap days, Dave Matthews Band, Louis XIV, NWA and all of their offspring, Bowling for Soup, Pat Green, Paul Okenfold, Celia Cruz, Shakira, Juanes, salsa & merengue so really just anything high energy.
Anchorman, Star Wars, Crash, Friday Night Lights, Office Space, Bull Durham, Tombstone, Dallas 362 and anything with Denzel Washington in it.
The Simpsons since it's been my favorite show since I was in the 5th grade. LOST since it's a total mindf*ck. The Office, Daily Show, Sportscenter, Flip this House and the Colbert Report since Stephen Colbert asked the hard hitting questions to Democrats such as "Would you say George Bush is a great president or the greatest president?"
The Bible since it provides me with guidance and inspiration. The Art of War which is awesome book for strategical thinking. Anything by Todd Duncan since he's a mortgage guru. I read my devotional everyday even though it's the same devotional I've been reading going on 3 years now. It's pretty beat up but it's cool to see the old notes I wrote in the margins.
My Lord & saviour Jesus Christ. My grandmother who in her eyes I could do no wrong. I miss you grandma.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh Claudio
Birthday: 3-29-79
Birthplace: Broken Arrow, OK
Current Location: Dallas TX
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Half Puerto Rican/Half Mexican 100% Latin Lover
The Shoes You Wore Today: Diesel flip flops
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Nuclear war and carnies, they smell like cabbage
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago style deep dish with hamburger and mushrooms. MMMMM
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Double my income from the year before!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Como estan bitches?
Thoughts First Waking Up: What do you know, morning wood again? Ha ha!
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm the full package so it's tough to narrow down to just one.
Your Bedtime: 10:30 - 11:00, I usually try to make it through the Colbert Report.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandma sticking up for me and threatening to kick the neighbor kid's moms ass after I beat up the neighbor kid.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King since I've never seen Ronald Mcdonald highstep it into the endzone!
Single or Group Dates: Group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Pass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: "Cappuccino for my bunghole!" ~ Beavis
Do you Smoke: I occasionally smoke cigars.
Do you Swear: More than I need to.
Do you Sing: Is rap considered singing.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've got a bachelors degree in business and am actually applying what I learned in the real world!
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I've got the weekest stomach. The pirate ship ride got me queezy at the State Fair last year.
Do you think you are Attractive: Duh, I'm a weapon of mass seduction!
Are you a Health Freak: Not quite a freak but I do work out 4 times a week.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I love them dearly and always have fun with them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: I played the baritone in the 6th grade but have since forgotten how to play. Darn, that's a skillset I really miss :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I've been getting high on Meredith for as long as I can remember.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, me love sushi long time! (in Asian hooker voice)
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, having your own hot tub is nice.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just Meredith's heart:)
Ever been Drunk: I can't count the times!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I stole some baseball cards when I was a kid and swore I'd never do it again and I haven't since!
How do you want to Die: In a bullfighting match or by performing an Evil Knievelesques stunt.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real estate mogul, the business plan is in the works.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil since the culture there is so exotic
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 4'10 +
Weight: 100
Best Clothing Style: Sexy but not stripper sexy or as Ludacris puts it, "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed."
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: gazillion
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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