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About Me

My name is Josh and I've been keepin it real for 28 years now. I'm a Mortgage Sales Manager in North Dallas living the dream. I'm blessed in a million ways and am grateful for all the people in my life and thank God every day for what I have. I'm married to a beautiful woman named Meredith and we just got married in March. I love to spend time with Meredith, my family, my friends and my two dogs. My family is awesome and I love them all so much and they're stretched out from Colorado to DC to Miami, I just wish that we were all closer geographically although it does me an excuse to travel. I'm also Puerto Rican so naturally another one of my passions is baseball. I played all through high school and college and was even playing in a semi pro league but I just had knee surgery so now the dream is officially over. It was actually over before that because I couldn't hit a curveball, slider, changeup or anything else that left the pitchers hand. Aside from that, I'm a homeowner now and love to do stuff to my house and I've actually become pretty handy and have gotten to the point where I can change light fixtures and mow my lawn really cool so that it actually looks like the infield of Yankee Stadium. I know that's a sign of getting old but it's a part of growing up but more importantly it's a reminder of how blessed I am to have a sweet shag pad to fix up. I've also been devoting more of my time to reading and I'm also teaching myself how to cook. I just got this book on grilling and have been experimenting with stuff in there, haven't quite found a favorite recipe but it's been a delicious book to read. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to give a shout out to my dog Homer. He's a year and a half old black lab that likes to chew stuff, poop in neighbor's yards and make love to random bitches he meets at the dog park. One more thing, I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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My Interests

Faith, traveling to see family, friends, being a wiffleball champ, baseball, reading, ninja training, watching whatever Dallas team is playing except the Rangers because John Daniels trades away every young player that shows any potential of being a decent ballplayer, working out aka. "The GUN SHOW", and my kick ass career.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus since I look to him for guidance and inspiration, Vince Lombardi because he was a champion and a great leader, Tommy Lasorda (yes he's that fat guy on the Slim Fast commercials which now that I think about it, it's kind of an oximoron but it would still be cool to talk baseball with him), Ernest Hemmingway although he was an atheist the guy really did some cool things, Ty Cobb, Don "Magic" Juan,Will Farrell,and Chris Farley.

Music:

N.E.R.D., The Killers, Snoop Dogg in his gangster rap days, Dave Matthews Band, Louis XIV, NWA and all of their offspring, Bowling for Soup, Pat Green, Paul Okenfold, Celia Cruz, Shakira, Juanes, salsa & merengue so really just anything high energy.

Movies:

Anchorman, Star Wars, Crash, Friday Night Lights, Office Space, Bull Durham, Tombstone, Dallas 362 and anything with Denzel Washington in it.

Television:

The Simpsons since it's been my favorite show since I was in the 5th grade. LOST since it's a total mindf*ck. The Office, Daily Show, Sportscenter, Flip this House and the Colbert Report since Stephen Colbert asked the hard hitting questions to Democrats such as "Would you say George Bush is a great president or the greatest president?"

Books:

The Bible since it provides me with guidance and inspiration. The Art of War which is awesome book for strategical thinking. Anything by Todd Duncan since he's a mortgage guru. I read my devotional everyday even though it's the same devotional I've been reading going on 3 years now. It's pretty beat up but it's cool to see the old notes I wrote in the margins.

Heroes:

My Lord & saviour Jesus Christ. My grandmother who in her eyes I could do no wrong. I miss you grandma.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh Claudio
Birthday: 3-29-79
Birthplace: Broken Arrow, OK
Current Location: Dallas TX
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Half Puerto Rican/Half Mexican 100% Latin Lover
The Shoes You Wore Today: Diesel flip flops
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Nuclear war and carnies, they smell like cabbage
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago style deep dish with hamburger and mushrooms. MMMMM
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Double my income from the year before!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Como estan bitches?
Thoughts First Waking Up: What do you know, morning wood again? Ha ha!
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm the full package so it's tough to narrow down to just one.
Your Bedtime: 10:30 - 11:00, I usually try to make it through the Colbert Report.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Grandma sticking up for me and threatening to kick the neighbor kid's moms ass after I beat up the neighbor kid.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King since I've never seen Ronald Mcdonald highstep it into the endzone!
Single or Group Dates: Group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Pass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: "Cappuccino for my bunghole!" ~ Beavis
Do you Smoke: I occasionally smoke cigars.
Do you Swear: More than I need to.
Do you Sing: Is rap considered singing.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've got a bachelors degree in business and am actually applying what I learned in the real world!
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I've got the weekest stomach. The pirate ship ride got me queezy at the State Fair last year.
Do you think you are Attractive: Duh, I'm a weapon of mass seduction!
Are you a Health Freak: Not quite a freak but I do work out 4 times a week.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, I love them dearly and always have fun with them.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: I played the baritone in the 6th grade but have since forgotten how to play. Darn, that's a skillset I really miss :)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I've been getting high on Meredith for as long as I can remember.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, me love sushi long time! (in Asian hooker voice)
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, having your own hot tub is nice.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just Meredith's heart:)
Ever been Drunk: I can't count the times!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I stole some baseball cards when I was a kid and swore I'd never do it again and I haven't since!
How do you want to Die: In a bullfighting match or by performing an Evil Knievelesques stunt.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A real estate mogul, the business plan is in the works.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil since the culture there is so exotic
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 4'10 +
Weight: 100
Best Clothing Style: Sexy but not stripper sexy or as Ludacris puts it, "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed."
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: gazillion
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Blog

Life is Good

..> Life is Good Hey again friends, family, and other goobers that are my myspace friends. As many of you know, the mortgage industry has been in disarray here recently but more specifically Count...
Posted by J to the C on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:45:00 PST

Don't go to Sport Clips!!!

Hello again friends, family and other random people that choose to be my friend on myspace (that means you Kendra Wilkinson, Amber Campisi and Kim from Hoton Homes!). Today I got a haircut at Spo...
Posted by J to the C on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

Bachelor Party Highlights

Hello friends, family, Robot Guy, Loch Ness Monster and other people that choose to be my myspace friends. I just wanted to write and thank everyone for partaking in my bachelor party, I truly had an ...
Posted by J to the C on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Good bye Donald Rumsfeld Old Friend/Jackass

Hey again friends, family and other random people that chose to be friends on myspace. (That means you Robot Guy and Lochness Monster).  As many of you know my good friend Donald Rumsfeld resigne...
Posted by J to the C on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

Alumni Baseball Game

Hey again friends, family and other people that I don't know but chose to be my myspace friends. It was homecoming at my alma mater Oklahoma Wesleyan University this last weekend. As you can imag...
Posted by J to the C on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Congrats to my badass cousin!!!

Hey friends, I had a great week this last week in Colorado kicking it with family and some new friends. Before I get into that I want to congratulate my cousin Marcos for graduating with a degree in s...
Posted by J to the C on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:40:00 PST

Wiffleball Mania!!!

Hello friends and Wiffleball fans! I just wanted to let everyone know that the Below Average Joes are the Wiffleball World Champions of the World! Yes I know World Champions of the World is a little r...
Posted by J to the C on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:52:00 PST