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clif

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a quiet introvert who enjoys collecting stamps , human hair , and communicable diseases . I love curling up next to the fire with a good crossword puzzle, or perhaps " The Book of Mormon ", and hot cocoa. I eat peeps by the carton. I am easily entertained; I once stared for hours at a colony of ants as they carved up and carted away the severed finger of what I deduced to be a hobo . I am scared of clowns and soap. I shower with bleach, but still feel dirty afterward . I am horrified by people who eat in bathrooms. My ideal mate would need to have a car, every santana record (or compact disk), access to extra large freezer bags and rubber bands , few neighbors, and a big back yard with soft soil.
I'll bring a dozen roses, a shovel, and my dad's claw hammer .
let me hear from ya!
www.longawkwardprose.com
www.youtube.com/clifstone1

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I came here to find other people who have my reoccurring nightmare where Ben from " Growing Pains " is driving the car that I am riding in the back seat of. You know the dream, where he is also naked from the waist down and wearing a Bill Laimbeer plastic face protector . I can tell we are getting close to our destination because I am half way finished with my filet-o-fish . Then Ben turns and says, "I think I just ran over Professor Pants".
I somehow instinctively know he is talking about his brother Mike's cat.
We pull the car to the side of the road and I look to the seat beside me to find a pair of cowboy boots filled with the human of Maria from " Sesame Street ". She is holding a fruit basket and has been tarred and feathered . Only instead of using tar and feathers, they have covered her in grape jelly and Fritos . I always wake up when she passes me a banana.

And: The guy who stole my Stu Thomsen Huffy when I was a kid
Also: Peter Jennings' lungs & Waylon Jennings' left foot
Additionally: Brian Doyle Murray , Joel Murray , John Murray , and Bill , if he's not busy.
Plus: Bootsy Collins' Tailor

My Blog

By Popular (one person) Demand

Myspace Douche of the Week       Name: America's FavoriteQuote: "I Like People Who Hate Me, They Think About Me More Than Those Who Don't"MySpace Url: http://www.myspace.com/t...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:18:00 GMT

Guess What I’m Going to See this Weekend...

for the rest of the story...click here
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:16:00 GMT

Wealth and Naming Rights

  for the rest of the story... click here ...and visit www.longawkwardprose.com often as i update it at least once every 2 months.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:24:00 GMT

My First Hate Mail

http://longawkwardprose.blogspot.com/2008/07/my-first-hate-m ail.html
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:15:00 GMT

Birthday Blog: Bad Attitude

http://longawkwardprose.blogspot.com/2008/06/birthday-blog-b ad-attitude.html
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:40:00 GMT

Burnt Hair Blended with Smoldering Garbage.

http://longawkwardprose.blogspot.com/2008/06/overnight-we-ha d-some-sort-of.html-screw it
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:11:00 GMT

Just Some Awesome Stuff I Found Online: 5

some awesome movie reviews i found on Netflix.com   http://longawkwardprose.blogspot.com/2008/06/just-some-aweso me-stuff-i-found-online.html   -clif    
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:45:00 GMT

Forbes.com Lists OKC as 1

read it?bye
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 13:59:00 GMT

Ten Things that are Easier than Getting Work Done While GTA IV Awaits

read it?   www.longawkwardprose.com
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:50:00 GMT

moving

i've decided that blogger is better at meeting my needs for a blog that doesn't make me want to Earnest Hemmingway myself while posting.   i'll continue to post links to my other blog on here (be...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 13:19:00 GMT