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Eron

Do unto brothers as you would have done unto jews.

About Me

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My Interests


Your 1920's Name is:
Americo Ulysses What's Your 1920's Name? i like old sea captains and weird mustaches. if im not playing music, then im listening to it. if im not listening to it, then im probably thinking about it. if im not thinking about it, then im probably drunk. if im not drunk, then im probably sleeping. I've always been a dog person but my friends' cat had kittens so i kept a couple of them and they are genuises. i am always looking for a good game of beer pong, but its hard to find on the west coast. i like funny names, crazy foreign game shows and pirates. i like to meet new people - unless they're idiots -- which is the case with most people i meet. i also really like to brush my teeth.
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Sir Edmund Gupplegrickler, the world's first (and best) pork jester. Huurah for you Sir Edmund! Hurrah!

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .. dave, billy joel, weezer, moot davis, the shins, postal service, stevie wonder, jose feliciano, tom waits, sublime, james taylor, christopher cross, radiohead, paul simon, the blazers, gary lewis and the playboys, sting, the police, white stripes, nick drake, travis, coldplay, neil young, bob dylan, tom petty, crosby stills and nash, the beatles, dan fogelberg, bob marley, the specials, barenaked ladies, elton john, 2pac, miles davis, coltrane, louis prima, dre, oasis, porcelain, jim bianco, neil diamond, hank sr., chili peppers, incubus, beck, bread, incubus me first and the gimmie gimmies, taj mahal, the kinks, zeppelin, andrea boccelli, bobby darrin, sinatra, harry connick jr...

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap, The Story of The Story of The Story of Everest, Garden state was pretty awesome, eternal sunshine, american splendor, shaving ryan's privates, wet hot american summer, airplane, kentucky fried movie, amazon women on the moon, beautiful girls, rounders, swingers, good will hunting, follow that bird kicks ass, muppets take manhattan, naked gun, life of brian, meaning of life, holy grail, princess bride and of course willow "i stole the baby, from a stupid dikini, taking a wee-wee!"

Television:

its hard to find stuff on tv that isnt complete garbage, but at lest i have the family guy, ali g, mr. show, and all the cool shit you learn on the smart cable channels. oh, and i'm kind of obsessed with the Iron Chef.

Books:

"Hey Everybody, I'm at the Bar, Too: the Unauthorized Photo Biography of the Life and Times of John Ratzenberger"

Heroes:

vlade divac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Greg Bailey - Cleveland, Ohio

It sucks when you sit down to write something  anything  and you have no idea what to say. You might have an assignment and not know where to start. You might just feel like writing but have no topi...
Posted by Eron on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

Mirror Into My Soul...

.1 How tall are you? 5'17" 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? I only smoke when I drink. I'm so bad! 3. Do you own a gun? Yes. And his name is Dexter. And he'll shoot your face off. 4. Rehab? Please!!!! ...
Posted by Eron on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:07:00 PST

This is not about me....

I was a fat 12 year old kid. Well, not fat, but maybe a little sloppy. And I had braces. For 7 years. I might have been a complete loser, but at least I had my Boy Scouts.. In the summer of 1991, I a...
Posted by Eron on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 04:13:00 PST

Jus Read This. Gosh!

Hola mis amigos,this is going to sound like a ridiculous request, and knowing me, you'll think I'm not being serious, but I have a favor to ask of you all. Also, knowing me, you knew I'd ramble a litt...
Posted by Eron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll eat your brains

i was just thinking, topless maid services sound good, but if you think about it, can you imagine just how awkward it its. I mean, you cant just stand in the hallway and stare at a the bear breast of...
Posted by Eron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Longest blog ever...

Just came across this... 6:27 a.m. Tue. April 8th, 2003. I began this night not really wanting to go out. I had a somewhat shitty day, just in that I was feeling bummed about certain things. I ...
Posted by Eron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bored? Take this fun quiz!

Hey bitches, copy these questions and answer them, i did!...do it NOW! 1. What time is it? Time to get nasty!  2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Colonel Frandig Humpelfort 3. Nicknames...
Posted by Eron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

come scratch with me

Life could be a dream If I could take you up to paradise up above And you would tell me Im the only one that you love Life could be a dream, sweetheart& 3:03 a.m. So I just got home,...
Posted by Eron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shnek

did you know that smurfs are allegic to potatoes? It's true, you can look it up.
Posted by Eron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST