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Stefan

Your mom has seen your Myspace page.

About Me

Originally from the Boston area, after a year living in Australia & bouncing around Fiji, Bali, and Singapore, I now live in Santa Barbara, CA, which is expensive but I believe is probably the greatest place to live in America. Myspace has been great for keeping in touch with friends & reuniting with people back east. In 2005 I started a company called Bella Vista Products, and you can view everything we have for sale here:

Starting a business isn't easy, but freedom and money are there if you want it bad enough... Just be prepared to work your ass off. It pays off in the end...

My Interests

Music, Movies, Making money, Marrying Australian Chicks, Monkeys, Marsupials, The occasional acid flashback, Surfing the waves of Santa Barbara, Watching old movies while listening to "Hotel California" to see if they sync up in any significant way, and so far, no - nothing has...

I'd like to meet:

Easy: Sinbad.
...Not the comedian, though he's hilarious. The sailor.

Music:

I thought about listing all of my favorites here, but I got lazy and figured instead I would list the last ten CD's I have bought and enjoyed:
Philadelphonic - G Love and Special Sauce Greatest Hits - The Bangles 'Garden State' Soundtrack - Various Artists The Road Home - Heart Republic - A New Order The Richest Man in Babylon - Thievery Corporation Dummy - Portishead Pet Sounds - The Beach Boys A Tribute to Sublime - Various Artists Penthouse - Luna

Movies:

Rather than list every movie I have ever seen, I'll just do my top ten:
Comedy

    Dumb and Dumber There's Something About Mary All 3 Naked Guns Big Lebowski Best in Show
DramaGood Will Hunting Goodfellas Vanilla Sky Shawshank Redemption The Godfather

Television:

If it wasn't for HBO, I wouldn't watch TVFamily Guy The Simpsons (not the new ones) South Park The Office (both the British and American versions) The Daily Show Da Ali G Show The Sopranos Six Feet Under The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams Old Saved By the Bell Episodes
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Books:

The last 5 good books I read are:
The Da Vinci code, Dan Brown A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson The eBay Millionaire, Amy Joyner What Should I Do With My Life, Po Bronson America: The Book John Stewart

Heroes:


My Blog

New Apartment

Hey all,Just posted some pictures of the new apartment! It's in my profile under the pictures section. Enjoy-~Stefan
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:18:00 PST

Ali G w/ Posh and Beckham

This is a pretty good link to an interview Ali G did with Posh Spice and David Beckham http://www.yashi.com/?video&vid=152137  ...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST

This is tough...but he's there

Can you find Waldo in under a minute? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/waldo.html
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:35:00 PST

Curb Your Enthusiasm Facts

Here are some pretty cool things I just found out, for all you fans of the show: 1) About 90% of the show is entirely ad-lib - all the characters have a basic plot idea, the cameras roll, and then jus...
Posted by Stefan on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:30:00 PST

Do a google search for two headed snake...this thing is insane

ST. LOUIS - For sale: One albino snake. Has two heads. Asking $150,000 or best offer. The World Aquarium in St. Louis has been home to We, a one-of-a-kind two-headed albino rat snake, since 1999. Pres...
Posted by Stefan on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:27:00 PST

More Borat News

The authorities in Kazakhstan, angered by a British comedian's satirical portrayal of a boorish, sexist and racist Kazakh television reporter, have pulled the plug on his alter ego's Web site. ADVERT...
Posted by Stefan on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:02:00 PST

Borat Gets Sued!

ALMATY (Reuters) - A British comedian who uses a boorish, sexist and racist Kazakh alter ego called Borat to poke fun at interviewees has responded to a legal threat from the Kazakh authorities by sat...
Posted by Stefan on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:42:00 PST

Five Useless Facts

Fact ..1) Mel Blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, was allergic to carrots ..2) On average, a human consumes about 12 pubic hairs per year, and consumes about the same number of spiders as well ..3)...
Posted by Stefan on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:18:00 PST

Ignorance and. Bliss...

What's up everybody? This is my first blog and maybe some of you out there can relate to it. I don't want it to be negative, but Americans, especially southern Californians, are amazingly ignorant w...
Posted by Stefan on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 08:54:00 PST

Thought for the week...

"If 'Con' is the opposite of 'Pro', then isn't 'congress' the opposite of 'progress'....or did I just blow your fucking mind?!?
Posted by Stefan on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST