Josh

One night when I was 13, I awoke to a the sound of slight bells ringing. At first I thought it was my cat's nametag jingling as she ran, but I noticed she was sleeping on the foot of my bed. Curious, I arose and walked to my door. As I turned the knob, i heard it again, but this time much louder. I hesitated for a moment and opened the door. As the door swung open, I saw a smallish figure run around the hallway corner toward the den. Now overcome with curiosity, I ran after it. Just as I entered the den, I noticed the kitchen door was swinging. Whatever it was, it was cornered in the kitchen. I thought about waking my parents, but I didn't want to let it escape the kitchen, so I slowly began to push the door open . "Please don't hurt me," I heard before the door was even half ajar. I looked to the corner, toward the cupboard, where the voice came from, and I saw it.It was not an it at all, but a small man, no more than eight inches in height. I almost screamed for my parents, but before I could he loudly pleaded "don't hurt me and I'll grant you a wish, any wish you want. Just please don't hurt me." His voice was very high in pitch, very similar to that of Theodore, the famous of chipmunk. As my fear subsided, I walked closer to him. This is when I made my most astonishing discovery. This was not just any small man; it was Dave Coulier, the brilliant actor that played Uncle Joey on Full House. He had bells tied to his shoes. "Dave Coulier?" I said. "Yes, it's me" he replied. Just then he started crying hysterically. Soon his sadness turned to anger and he started screaming "my bones, my bones, they're shrinking, they're shrinking, why why why why why why why!" I was about the console him, but before I could, he began to shake uncontrollably. "Ouch, my bones!" he screamed as he shook. He started shaking faster and faster, so fast in fact that he was becoming blurry. I had to help him, so I reached to pick him up, but before I could reach him he exploded into a million pieces. I fell to my knees and cried out ,"why, why him? take me, take me instead", but it was too late. He was gone. People naturally don't believe this story when I tell it, but it is true. Was it a miracle? I don't know. Was Dave Coulier actually an angel of God sent down to teach me something? I don't know. I do know this ; Dave Coulier, in his shrunken state, was the best thing that ever happened to me. He suffers no more. Your bones don't ache in heaven davey. They don't ache in heaven.
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