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Les Mouches

Faster than guns.

About Me

Lost at a tabbacoist's and in want of matches. Iconoclast, self-styled intelectual, author and artist.

I'm your best friend.

-Yours

My Interests

In no particular order:The Aesthetic, Life as Art, Art as Life, Memetics, Atheism, Writing, Philosophizing, Smoking, Pomosexuals, Drinking, Humanism, Long walks through the rain, Being a fucking rockstar, Hedonism, Big words, Love, Blowing up The Moon, Medium as Subject, Journeys into madness, Comic books, Barnes & Noble employees, Situationalisim, Performance Art, Being Mysterious, Unrequited love, Deathrays, Singing in the Shower, Enlightenment, Film, Misogyny, Cock, Boys, Decadence, Kissing boys, Scooters, Living in the moment, The Vast Blue, The Vast Black, Space exploration, Space Elevators, Pop Culture, Mass Transit, Me, You, Sex Blimps, Sound and Vision, The Geriatric Spice Mélange, War!, Hellah deep shit.

I'd like to meet:

Lo, a heart that beats staccato sympathy to mine,
A mind as a needle twain into lockstep grooves.
How now,
Chanel Droite? What would you have of me?

Music:

A sampling: David Bowie, Kraftwerk, Adult., Phillip Glass, Brian Eno, Kate Bush, Plan B, Belle and Sebastian, The Decemberists, Johnny Cash, Ladytron, Fischerspooner, A.R.E. Weapons, Soviet, Lou Reed, Aimee Mann, Rasputina, Felix Da Housecat, Stereo Total, MUSE, Stereolab, Propellerheads, The Pixies, Tin Machine, Rasputina, Various Pop Vices, The Mountain Goats, The Eighties... as a whole, Goldfrapp, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Carl Orff, Bjork, Miss Kitten, Morrisey, Schneider TM, Tesla Had a Deathray, K's Kill C's, Sigurr�s, Elvis Costello, The Postal Service, The Flaming Lips, Sleater Kinney, Sneaker Pimps, The Postal Service, Tracy+The Plastics, �tchkung!, Filastine, The Infernal Noise Brigade, Karen O, Myself singing in the shower.

Movies:

P.T. Anderson, Kubrick, Luhrmann, Cohen Bro's, etc...Too many individual films to list.

Heroes:

Nikolai Tesla, David Bowie, Auguste Comte, Haruki Murakami, Jean-Paul Sartre, Frank Herbert, Arthur C. Clarke, Teddy Roosevelt

Richard Fucking Dawkins. Bitches.

My Blog

Look at all my trials and tribulations... sinking in a gen pool of wine...

Don't disturb me now, I can see the answers. Till this evening is this morning, life is fine.So it goes. Another year... another inch in the grave... another pound of wonder and beauty seen and felt. ...
Posted by Les Mouches on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:03:00 PST

Go Team Truffleangeljojoleevoight!

 So... deanna and I pretty much had the best night ever....We went gay dancing, then we maced a guy, then we surmounted a priviate fire-escape, and then we stole a giant keg of mirror pond ale.We...
Posted by Les Mouches on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:30:00 PST

OMTINTERNETZ!!!!!11!!1!!11!!!one

Oh, sweet tender lover... promise I'll never be without you again. Promise you'll always be by my side. If I had a ring I'd propose to the world wide netterweb right now, I missed it so much. ...
Posted by Les Mouches on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 06:32:00 PST

Olympia, I'm yours.

So here I am. All unpacked and settled in. I love this town, and though I miss everyone, I feel like I'm home for the first time in years. I won't have the internets untill next tuesday, so you might ...
Posted by Les Mouches on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:43:00 PST

Sunday Obituary Two

Rob Vafa died today in a tragic fire-fight with retired "Blade Runner" Richard Decard. Investigations are still underway, but it would appear that Decard was within his rights, as post-mortem revealed...
Posted by Les Mouches on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sunday Obituary One

Rob Vafa died this Sunday in his Redmond home of acute ennui at the tragic age of 23. Best known for totally being the new Jesus, Rob leaves a legacy of awesome spanning two decades, and hundreds of ...
Posted by Les Mouches on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hmmm... *looks at Myspace distrustfully*

I really don't know what to think of a netterweb community that lends itself to chain letters rather than crappy memes... <i>YOUVE OPENED IT!! Sorry! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true lo...
Posted by Les Mouches on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST