HI THERE
I'm Aeron.Or Aaron.
Or Jim, but I probably won't answer to that.
I'm 18 (finally).
I'm in high school college.
In South Carolina.
It sucks, but not really because universidad is fun!
I have a habit of writing simple, short sentences when describing myself.
But you noticed that.
I like to sing, albeit badly. Except in Hebrew, in which I'm supposed to be something like the 8th wonder of the world.
I like to dance.
I like to be happy.
I like Japanese. And Chinese. And Spanish. And Arabic and Korean and Burmese and Hungarian and Xhosa and basically every other language ever, though they kick my ass on a regular basis.
I wanna be your friend.
You should IM me at iamthegayfairy.
100 100+ NOT SO NECESSARY FACTS ABOUT ME
1. I'm a boy.
2. I like boys.
3. I don't give a shit if you can't deal with that.
4. I used to work at a library.
5. I'm pretty smart.
6. I live in South Carolina.
7. But you knew that, probably, if you're on my info thingie. It says it up there in the corner thing.
8. I knit.
9. And do origami.
10. I do these things because if I don't, my hands will turn blue and ridiculously cold and kinda clammy.
11. I want to teach English in Japan.
12. This is like the 328583247 job plan I've had. Since 9th grade.
13. I used to want to be a volcanologist.
14. That's somebody who studies volcanoes.
15. Freud would have had a field day with me.
16. These things are a lot harder to do than they seem.
17. I'm a freshman sophomore in college.
18. I'm supposed to be a freshman.
19. This fact has led me to conclude ..5.
20. My friends are important to me.
21. I have a tendency to talk like a heavyset black woman.
22. Oh gawd, I hope I don't have some girl named Sh'naynay get pissed at me because of that.
23. 23 is my favorite number!
24. I'm Jewish. Not, like, JEWISH Jewish, just Jewish.
25. I think vaginas are weird and gross.
26. Did that get your attention?
27. Good.
28. I like foreign languages.
29. Especially Asian ones, like Japanese and Chinese and Korean. And Vietnamese, but it makes my head want to cry.
30. Korean food is WEIRD, though.
31. ?????????????????
32. If you can understand that, I want you to click the 'add friend' button thing RIGHT. NOW.
33. I have a bad habit of putting things off until like 2 weeks after they're due.
34. This has bitten me in the butt recently, but I am really having trouble changing myself.
35. I really, really, really want to live in a country that isn't the USA.
36. Because the 2004 election made me lose all faith in this country.
37. I enjoy taking photographs, though I'm probably horrible at it.
38. I HATE IT WHEN STUDENTS ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS. Call it a pet peeve.
39. I'm good at math not calculus and foreign languages and acting and history and some science, but I suck in English, mainly because I'm laaaaaaazy.
40. As of today, December 8th, I turn 17 in 8 days. You can do the math. (note: this was typed in 2005.)
41. I really really really really really like Asian food.
42. edrfcgtv hbhbsrfcvgtbjm.
43. That's what I type when I roll my head around on the keyboard a couple of times.
44. I'm not single anymore. Sorry, all you totally gorgeous guys who were lusting after me. Cough. Just kidding.
45. I have an overactive imagination sometimes. Could you tell?
46. I FREAKING GOT INTO COLLEGE IN HAWAII. AND PORTLAND, OREGON. But I prolly can't afford it.
47. I dunno what to put hurr.
48. I'm updating from Banner Elk, NC right now!
49. I had my first yoga class today.
50. IT FUCKING HURT.
51. I was adopted when I was 2 weeks old.
52. I don't really want to meet my birth momma.
53. I've memorized Jerry Springer: The Opera.
54. I'm incredibly proud of this.
55. I'm a lot more sensitive than I seem at first glance.
56. I was on Adderall for 7 years.
57. A side effect it had on me was the destruction of pretty much all of my emotion.
58. When I started taking Concerta, it was a HUGE WAKE UP CALL OMG.
59. I'm still getting used to feeling stuff after 7 years of emotional stasis.
60. I'm probably incredibly annoying at times.
61. I sing really loudly in my car, every day.
62. If you want a ride home, you will not be spared this.
63. I get frustrated easily.
64. I played trumpet and tuba in middle school.
65. I like adverbs enormously.
66. I'm absolutely horrible with money, I can never keep it in my wallet.
67. I want to one day play Mark in RENT on stage.
68. The movie Mars Attacks! gave me nightmares for a month after I saw it in theaters.
69. I'm kind of afraid of aliens, though I don't know why.
70. I'm always trying to make people like me because I had like no friends in middle school except for 3.
71. I used to be the kid that everyone made fun of.
72. I probably still am, but I just don't care anymore.
73. I am physically incapable of being mean to someone to their face, because SEE NUMBER SEVENTY-ONE.
74. This sucks, because there are a few people to whom I would like to be mean, in person.
75. I'm 3/4ths of the way done!
76. I'm dying from bronchitis right now.
77. Still dying!
78. I've had a crush on this one guy since 6th grade.
79. I'm going to talk about my vagina tomorrow in Drama 4.
80. I don't have a vagina.
81. And that's why it's called acting.
82. When I blink, my left eye closes before my right eye.
83. I absolutely cannot stand it when people are wrong, which sometimes makes me seem snooty. I'm really not, though, I just like people to know what they're talking about.
84. I also cannot stand people who don't talk to me if they have a problem with me instead of just talking about it to other people behind my back.
85. I have a horrible, horrible habit of falling in like/lust/whatever with any male who complements me on any aspect of myself, even if it's in jest. And I hate hate hate that about myself.
86. I like guys with scruff.
87. I also apparently like assholes.
88. I'm trying to change that.
89. I'm in love.
90. His name is Josh.
91. I'm afraid of dying before I accomplish everything I want to.
92. I'm also afraid of cockroaches.
93. There is a bird outside my window.
94. I'm considering converting to Buddhism.
95. I'm a closet attention whore - I love it when people pay attention to me but I try to not do things solely to get their attention, because I don't want them to think that I'm an attention whore, because then they won't like me.
96. I'm pretty fucked up in the head, methinks.
97. I graduate a week from tomorrow. THIS WAS WRITTEN A LONG TIME AGO.
98. I'm terrified that I'm going to lose contact with most of my friends after I leave.
99. I also wanna learn Finnish, now. And Hebrew, but I'm well on my way in that direction because, Jewish.
100. I started this list about 10 months ago. And it took me that long to finish it.
101. I'm going to continue to add stuff just because.
102. A surefire way to get me to hate you/dislike you/not ever trust you again, or at least for a very very long time, is to cancel plans with me on short notice. Or, even worse, just not show up. Even if I talk to you afterwards, I'm secretly hating you, and our friendship does not mean as much as it did beforehand.
103. I have two favorite jokes, and a favorite poem. This is my favorite poem:You and Me, we're Friends.
You laugh, I laugh.
You cry, I cry.
You jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
104. I suffer from frequent sinus infections, and I hate it.
105. I have been to Japan.
106. I seriously have not had a bad experience in college yet, though I've only been here three weeks. (note: written in 2006)
107. I've also made some awesome friends.
108. OH MY GODD I LOVE IT when shirtless guys play frisbee on Bowman Field.
109. I'm fairly certain that this is the end of the list.
110. Just kidding.
111. I'm now a sophomore.
112. I'm majoring in Japanese and Spanish now.
113. I have a Japanese roommate.
114. And I'm going to Spain in the spring for study abroad, I'm very excited.
115.