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Brandonian the 23rd

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About Me

I'm not very interesting. I like it when people can think outside of their own reality-tunnel. I hate it when people can't think outside of their own reality-tunnel. I like the number 23 (and not that terrible movie). I like things that are contradictory. No I don't. I believe in modest conceit. I'm a German and a Russian Jew. I kill me. I enjoy the random, ridiculous, and inexplicable. I care about the state and fate of humanity, but I'm not very hopeful. I desperately miss thunderstorms. Sometimes I forget how old I am. I'm a Lefty and fucking proud of it (Lefties Unite!) but, I always put on my right shoe first. That's about it. Oh yeah, fnord, and I'm losing my mind, so if anyone finds bits and pieces of it here and there, please let me know.
I used to be an athiest, but I had to give it up. I discovered I didn't have anything to say during a blowjob. You know, I mean, "Oh, random chance, Random Chance, RANDOM CHANCE!" That just does not convey the gravity of the situation. --Robert Anton Wilson
Information is like a bank. Our job is to rob that bank.--Genesis P-Orridge

My Interests

What, like the General Lee? Yeah. Yee-haw.

I'd like to meet:

I can't stand most people. So probably not you.

The Venus De Milo has for centuries been an ideal male fantasy of the female sex. Because she has no arms and legs and cant fight back. And she is silent and won’t talk back. The modern version is Giddle Partridge. She’ll kick your ass and give you however much verbal abuse you deserve. Those who cross her are doomed to mediocrity. Whom so ever recognize her brilliance; she’ll dwell in the house of the Lord forever.--Boyd Rice

Music:



Aphex Twin, Aimee Mann, Air, Air Supply, Amon Tobin, Aesop Rock, Adam Parfrey, Atom and His Package, AFX, Autechre, Amy Winehouse, The Apples in Stereo, Astrud Gilberto, The Arcade Fire, The Beatles, Beck, Belle and Sebastion, Big Black, Billie Holiday, Brian Eno, The Beach Boys, Bill Laswell, Balkan Beat Box, Bikini Kill, Beastie Boys, Björk, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blondie, The Black Heart Procession, Bob Dylan, The Breeders, Blue Öyster Cult, Black Mountain, Blind Boys of Alabama, The Book of Knots, The Beta Band, Boredoms, Boards of Canada, Bonobo, Black Lips, Boyd Rice, Cabaret Voltaire, Caustic Window, Christian Marclay, Clem Snide, Carla Kihlstedt, C.O.C.O., Calla, Clinic, Coil, Celery, Charlotte Gainsbourg, The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Chicks on Speed, Circulatory System, Coldplay, Crash Worship, Crispin Hellion Glover, Current 93, The Dandy Warhols, The Decemberists, David Shea, Dock Boggs, Death in June, Degenerate Art Ensemble, The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, The Devil Makes Three, Elliott Smith, Eagles of Death Metal, Elf Power, Evolution Control Committee, Fiona Apple, F.U.S.E., The Flaming Lips, Fantômas, Fatboy Slim, Front 242, The Fakes, Filastine, G. Love and Special Sauce, Glenn Branca, Gnarls Barkley, Grampall Jookabox, Gogol Bordello, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Hate Fuck Trio, Huggy Bear, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Hasil Adkins, Hot Club of Cowtown, Human Mesh Dance, Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band, Idaho, Infernal Noise Brigade, Iron and Wine, Jane's Addiction, Jason Webley, The Jesus Lizard, Jenny Owen Youngs, Joanna Newsom, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Jeff Mangum, Kraftwerk, Karp, Kimya Dawson, The Kitchen Syncopators, DJ Krush, Leonard Cohen, Liz Phair, Low, Leadbelly, Lightnin' Hopkins, Ladytron, Lou Reed, Le Tigre, Leftfield, Liars, Lunachicks, Machine Gun Fellatio, The Moldy Peaches, The Magnetic Fields, Macho Man Randy Savage, Major Organ & the Adding Machine, Madeleine Peyroux, Man Man, Mazzy Star, Merzbow, Muslimgauze, Migala, Monte Cazazza, Modest Mouse, Muse, Moby, The Mona Reels, The Mountain Goats, múm, Mr. Airplane Man, Morphine, Negativland, Nico, Nellie McKay, Norah Jones, Nina Simone, NON, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Orbital, The Orb, Olivia Tremor Control, OutKast, Patsy Cline, Pete Namlook, Propagandhi, People Like Us, Philip Jeck, The Polyphonic Spree, Plastikman, Prinzhorn Dance School, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Polygon Window, PJ Harvey, Psychic TV, Psychick Warriors Ov Gaia, Pussy Galore, The Queers, R.E.M., Radiohead, Rapeman, Red Sparowes, Red Brown and the Tune Stranglers, Reverend Glasseye and His Wooden Legs, Richie Hawtin, Regina Spektor, Sonic Youth, Slant 6, Stereolab, Sublime, Sigur Rós, Scanner, The Shins, Scratch Acid, Spider & the Webs, Shicky Gnarowitz and The Transparent Wings of Joy, Simon and Garfunkel, Shellac, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Squarepusher, Saint Etienne, Serge Gainsbourg, Sonar Calibrado, Secret Chiefs 3, Spiritualized, Soledad Brothers, Supernova, Swans, Tabla Beat Science, Talking Heads, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Thee Majesty, Tom Tom Club, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, These Arms are Snakes, Throbbing Gristle, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Tony Joe White, Tom Waits, ¡TchKunG!, The Unicorns, Underworld, The Vaselines, The Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, The White Stripes, Will Oldham, Wesley Willis, Ween, Young American Primitive, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Regina Spektor - Live on Conan O'Brien - April 14, 2006

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Regina Spektor - Samson

Nellie McKay - David

Boyd Rice/NON - Total War

Movies:

Magnolia, Fight Club, American Beauty, American History X, Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, BASEketball, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Leaving Las Vegas, Boogie Nights, Secretary, The Shining, Vanilla Sky, The Fifth Element, Punch-Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, True Romance, Hard Eight, Falling Down, Office Space, Cabin Boy.

Television:

I only get one channel (Fox) so that limits things. Well, actually, I get two if you count the religious channel. That shit is hilarious. But I like Six Feet Under, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Mr. Show, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Malcolm in the Middle, House, Bones, M*A*S*H, Twin Peaks, You Can't Do That On Television, Mr. Wizard, Saved By the Bell, Bob Ross, and any trashy daytime TV. I know you my baby daddy.

Books:

Robert Anton Wilson, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Alex Garland, Jack Kerouac, Thomas Pynchon, Charles Bukowski, Sarah Vowell, Hunter S. Thompson, Timothy Leary, Patrick Suskind, Carlos Castaneda, David Foster Wallace, Hermann Hesse, Noam Chomsky

Heroes:

Ben Matlock
And Noam Chomsky
And Sarah Silverman
Not necessarily in that order
But maybe
Or not

My Blog

What I Thought The Line Was, But It's Not, But Mine's Better

Everybody's dying just to pick a disease.
Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

Word Salad Ver. 23 + 4.5 (Approximately) (To Germany and Back)

To pulsate the understanding framework, shuffle some words and a flashbulb of the images. Splatterings of the eye projections taken of faraway and splintered internal processes. Childhood memories rec...
Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

Word Salad Ver. 23 + 4.5 (Approximately)

A few words and a flashbulb of images to pulsate and shuffle the mind-frame. A splattering of eye-projections taken from the far away and splintered inner processes. Childhood memories recalled throug...
Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

Withdrawl From Symbol

My head and lips and fingertips have electric buzzes going in and out. I'm going crazy or losing it, one. I'd cry if I could.
Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

This Made Me Giggle

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Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST

Word Salad Ver. 23 + 4.08

A few words and a flashbulb of images to pulsate and shuffle the mind-frame. A splattering of eye-projections taken from the far away and splintered inner processes. Childhood memories recalled throug...
Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

Garsh Darn Americanskis

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Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:08:00 PST

Garsh Darn Americanskis

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Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:35:00 PST

Fuck the Gulls

They keep me up. Mornings and nights. The rat bastards.And, apparently, my laptop is going to blow up.
Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST

Sending Out an APB

Drinking absinthe after lots and lots (and lots) of tequila will KICK YOUR ASS!
Posted by Brandonian the 23rd on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST