Wtf? |
I think last night was the Ides of Bitch. Sometimes people need to just shut up and realize that they are pushing buttons, kicking a dead horse, being a twat, sucking, being annoying, wanting the las... Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:59:00 GMT |
A momentous occasion! |
This past week or so has been drunken mayhem but last night after some beers and half a bottle of Schnuck's, yes...Schnuck's, brand bourbon with Scot and Zach, we tramped it up to the Filling Station ... Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:43:00 GMT |
Top 5 things to do in Kansas City |
These are in no particular order as there is no way to determine which things are stupider/more dangerous/more hilarious than others.1. Buy adult diapers and decorate them with a sharpie before going ... Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 13:58:00 GMT |
No complaints... |
If you've ever felt like you're on the edge of a crevasse, about to fall into it or ready to shrink away from it, this is how I feel lately...and it's good. My life is good right now and I feel with ... Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:51:00 GMT |
I must train... |
I was sent on a mission to assassinate Sandra Bernhardt. I was really nervous because this is not the kind of thing I typically do, kill celebrities. It was dark out but there were dry leaves all ov... Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:57:00 GMT |
Wii... |
I should be more social...and less of a dick. The money I spent on my Nintendo I've probably saved by not drinking it away every night. Instead, I stay up to the wii hours of the morning fighting in... Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:47:00 GMT |
been out of my mind |
there's a fine line between being in love and being insane...that line gets fuzzier and fuzzier all the time...when you don't know what's good for you or bad for you...........guess what? you're in l... Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 20:15:00 GMT |
Dullard's doldrums |
I think I have some weird innate resistance to happiness. What I wouldn't give to go back to square one. I've been arguing against the same comfort I seek. I'm not even motivated enough to get moti... Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:30:00 GMT |
Slapped that bitch fo good measure and recounted my cash |
Zach and I were trying to get a hold off Scott last night so we could finish our Africa Jacket Christmas song. He never returned our calls so we went out drinking instead leaving him shitty messages ... Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:28:00 GMT |
I am invincible! |
I hope you blog leeches are appeased now. I'd rather put up interesting or amusing things than boring crap. Nothing too out of the ordinary happened in the last week so sorry for the delay. Anyways... Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:32:00 GMT |