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Smart Alex (heatherlbc)

Drive my car into the ocean..you think I'm dead but I've sailed away...

About Me

I feel happy most days since my life is in a good place. I have an abundance of great friends and a couple of rotten ones; and we always have a good time. I recently found myself rolling around a rink getting my ass kicked by hot chicks... they call it roller derby. I am fortunate to have such a great set of parents. My dad competes in Ironman competitions and my mother is usually right. My old cat is a chunky girl, but she's a friendly kitty and a good kitty (most of the time). I sell steel and nickel alloy bar. I say a lot bad words. Dark comedy cracks me up. I'm usually in bed by 10pm on work nights; unless I have practice. I also love to hop on my bike and go for ride. I'm not a morning person. I want a toucan and a pot bellied pig. I am lactose intolerant and I don't eat anything that comes from the ocean. My favorite color is blue, though some days I prefer gray, pink, purple, red, green, yellow, orange, or lavender. I always look at the clock at 10:17, day or night. Time is the one thing no one should waste, you only get so much of it. I sleep a lot. I laugh a lot, I sing loudly in my car, and I think boogers and gas are funny. Unless you fart on me, or wipe a booger on me, that's not funny. If they stop making diet Code Red Mtn Dew, I'll probably shrivel up and die.

My Interests

Music, metals, silversmithing, roller derby, urban scenery, Transmetropolitan, vodka, chicken, statues, cats, clubs, boots, corsets, 10:17, criminal justice, political science, California, Volvo, fishies, jewelry, Warhol, Disneyland, art deco, Fenton, make-up, graphic novels, video games, Lucky 13, elephants, food, parties, rollerskating, Doom Dollies, duck billed platypus, shopping, sleeping, nickel arcades, machinery, picnics, the ocean, bars, comfy beds, cycling.

Music:

The Jesus and Mary Chain, Nim Vind, The Damned, Bauhaus, Rammstein, Goteki, Wumpscut, Covenant, Nekromantics, The Adicts, Rezurex, Electric Six, Current 93, Agent Orange, Switchblade Symphony, Ayria, S.I.N.A, And One, Alien Sex Fiend, Soft Cell, Skinny Puppy, Joy Division, Love and Rockets, Psychic TV, Project Pitchfork, Messiah, Prodigy, Apoptygma Bezerk, X Marks the Pedwalk, Queen, The Mighty Lemon Drops, Jefferson Airplane, Combichrist, Die Form, Restricted Area, Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Pulp, The Faint, Reverend Horton Heat, Coil, Aiboforcen, Collide, The Killers, Kevorkian Death Cycle, VNV, Front 242. And Course, Marc Bolan/ T. Rex!

Movies:

Bad Santa, Friday, Donnie Darko, Resevoir Dogs, Four Rooms, The City of Lost Children, A Clockwork Orange, House of 1000 Corpses, Can't Hardly Wait, Party Monster, 24 Hour Party People (alright it was kind of boring after Joy Division faded out, but still good), Time Bandits, Mortuary Academy, Don't be a Menace... Delirious, The Breakfast Club. Anything John Waters does, Suburbia, Macario, Undercover Brother.

Television:

That 70s Show, Simpsons, news. Don't watch too much TV I guess....

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Crime and Punishment, The Brothers Karamazov, Dead Souls, The Plague, Breakfast of Champions, Signal to Noise, The Bell Jar, Lamb, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter. And a must read for all you partying ladies out there "The Idiot Girls Action Adventure Guide" is a must read.

My Blog

Farewell my Sarah Kitty

Last night when I came home, Sarah cat was not doing well so I slept out in the living room with her. I went to my doctor's appointment, came home, picked up Sarah to take her to the vet and...
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:44:00 PST

You'll be jealous of my morning

Not really. That's big ol' lie. Woke up in the wee hours because of bad dreams. Not horror dreams, but those dreams about people you would really want to forget...dreams about them being mean, dreams ...
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:36:00 PST

Better than death I suppose

I finally took my Bianchi out on the road. I am a disaster. Locking pedals are the works of the devil, I tell you. Oh sure, all the experienced riders love them, however I am not an experienced rider....
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:02:00 PST

New Orleans, the good, the bad, the ugly....

The Good.... 1. TRAVELMATES!!!!!! they rule 'n shit. 2. the hotel- what a beautiful place. Clean, in the heart of the cleanest area left in the quarter. Not only is Monteleone ritzy enough for my tast...
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:36:00 PST

Showerhead...

So the handle is designed to fit in a child's hand... but it really doesn't look like it's for kids. Check it out next time you're at Home Depot... and see if you can stop giggling... http://i46.photo...
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:14:00 PST

Earthquake in Los Angeles...

Extrapolations.  Heather's sources: Scientific American, Jan 2006 "Easing Jitters when Buildings Rumble" by David Appell Today, MSNBC News-Associated Press  Here's what happens when I think ...
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:21:00 PST

Unravel the mystery by birthdate...

Your Birthdate: October 17http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz /birthday.jpg" height="100" width="100">You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.And while bei...
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:34:00 PST

We walked uphill, in our thigh highs, in the snow..

So for the sole purpose of my own entertainment I would love to compile a list. I was talking to someone and describing "the days" and I realized I'm old. Said person didn't remember these days of yor...
Posted by Smart Alex (heatherlbc) on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:35:00 PST