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MC Batty Boom Flex

The world needs geniuses with humilty, there are so few of us left.

About Me

Halim can slam revolving doors.Halim once swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blinkThere is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Halim allows to live.Halim lost his virginity before his father.Halim has touched MC Hammer.Halim moves from town to town, leaving a trail of pregnant women and dead men.Halim has counted to infinity, twice.Halim doesn't have a watch, HE decides what time it is.Halim doesn't read, he stares at books until he gets the information he wants.Apparantly, you're a bit of a spengbait.

My Interests

My interests are womanising, philandering and embezzling, all done with style of course.This profile is in association with K-Cider, the drink that will make you question your sexuality.The people of K-Cider are not responsible for any vomiting/ comas/ incest/ murder/ homoeroticism/ homosexuality/ loss of teeth/ decapitation/ violent diarrhea/ bloody diarhea/ fatal diarrhea or any tumurs that may occur after ingesting K-Cider.K-Cider will not only make you drunk, but also your soul.Be warned, K-Cider has been known to turn nuns into crack whores.

I'd like to meet:

Ex- Hitler Youth members, Minimalists, Those into foot sex, Communists, Scarface enthusiasts, the blind, Star Trek nerds, Elvis impersonators, ex Beauty Queens addicted to meth and your homosexual grand dad.Oh and also the innocent mother fucker who made this with a straight face...
Quite a gap there...

Music:

The Smiths, Joy Division, American Football, Mr Bungle, Butthole Surfers, Meat Loaf, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, The Divine Comedy, DVDA, Faith No More, Iron and Wine and Stone Temple Pilots.I love it when people write a looong list of bands they like, and then put 'etc' in the end of it."Each household appliance is a new science in my town"
i am open-minded!

How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You're pretty knowledgeable about music in general. You like indie music, sure, but that's only part of it. You'll listen to any old shit as long as it sounds good to you. You're not snobby about music at all, you just like what you like. How boring. Curiously, this makes you popular with the opposite sex.

Movies:

Clueless, Withnail and I, Control, My Left Foot, Edward Scissorhands, The Producers, Raging Bull, Fight Club, Schindlers List,Orgazmo, Naughty Nurses 4, Backdoor Sluts 9, Backdoor Bandits, Midnight Cowboy, Waist Deep and Citizen Kane.I repeatedly watch Rutger Haurs beautiful dying speech in Blade Runner, and the scene where Robert Redford gentley washes Meryl Streeps hair in Out of Africa."Suddenly I had this feeling of, like, not feeling very well"

Television:

Crimewatch, cos I am on it every week.Peep Show, Monkey Dust, The Day Today, South Park, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office and Extras

I don't watch Skins, SSOOORRRYYY

Books:

Never Let Me Go, Life Of Pi,The Good Doctor, Family Matters, Shane McGowens Auto, American Psycho, Catch 22, Whose Afraid Of Virginia Wolfe?, Iron Giant, A Thousand Acres."I was thinking about the rubbish, the flapping plastic in the branches, the shore-line of odd stuff caught along the fencing, and I half-closed my eyes and imagined this was the spot where everything I'd ever lost since my childhoodhad washed up, and I was now standing here in front of it, and if I waited long enough, a tiny figure would appear on the horizon across the field, and gradually get larger until I'd see it was Tommy, and he'd wave, maybe even call. The fantasy never got beyond that - I didn't let it - and though the tears rolled down my face, I wasn't sobbing or out of control. I just waited a bit, then turned back to the car, to drive off to wherever it was i was supposed to be".Mein Kempf, Chekhovs Plays and Life Of Pi.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Tin Pan Alley Festival 2007

Me and Sean looking like two Hobnobs.Me and DJ looking like a couple of horse hairs.DJ and Sean using a Sainsburies shopping bag to shield themselves from Gods wrath, looking like last weeks dinner.Me...
Posted by MC Batty Boom Flex on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:57:00 PST

Lord Wittington: Buggery, Opium and Goeth

I was sipping tea alfesco at about 6pm, the sun began to give way to the clouds inevitable crowded formation, which made the air thinner and brisker. Then I noticed Lord Chambers proudly peakocking by...
Posted by MC Batty Boom Flex on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:29:00 PST

Burberry: Beauty, Glamour and Fascism

As most people know, Burberry is a UK-based outfitter, it manufactores clothing and has many stores all around the country. some Burberry items have the very recognisable check trademakr des...
Posted by MC Batty Boom Flex on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:00:00 PST

Slay Bells: The Death of Santa

Slay Bells: The Death Of Santa.   "Don't forget to take your medicine with you, Kris" Mrs. Clause asked as she puts cotton buds inside Santa's boxers, for insulation.   "I don't see the poin...
Posted by MC Batty Boom Flex on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

Halims Swiss Adventure

I called this the Big C Oooh how purdy "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump..." "Here goes nothing...." "Don't jump, you have so much to live for!" "Oh alright then, I wasn't really going to, I just...
Posted by MC Batty Boom Flex on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

Skatford: Where flies go to die

The word "Ghetto" has many connotations, from it's popular description as a place where crime has a tight strangehold and poverty has lead to suffering and corruption. however, it's literal meaning is...
Posted by MC Batty Boom Flex on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:48:00 PST

Cunts are running the world

Jarvis Cocker, a man whose music I have been following for years has released a new song on myspace entitled "Running the world"- he is one naughty squirrel for using strong expletives to describ...
Posted by MC Batty Boom Flex on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST