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Ex- Hitler Youth members, Minimalists, Those into foot sex, Communists, Scarface enthusiasts, the blind, Star Trek nerds, Elvis impersonators, ex Beauty Queens addicted to meth and your homosexual grand dad.Oh and also the innocent mother fucker who made this with a straight face...
Quite a gap there...
The Smiths, Joy Division, American Football, Mr Bungle, Butthole Surfers, Meat Loaf, Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, The Divine Comedy, DVDA, Faith No More, Iron and Wine and Stone Temple Pilots.I love it when people write a looong list of bands they like, and then put 'etc' in the end of it."Each household appliance is a new science in my town"
i am open-minded!
How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You're pretty knowledgeable about music in general. You like indie music, sure, but that's only part of it.
You'll listen to any old shit as long as it sounds good to you. You're not snobby about music at all, you
just like what you like. How boring. Curiously, this makes you popular with the opposite sex.
Clueless, Withnail and I, Control, My Left Foot, Edward Scissorhands, The Producers, Raging Bull, Fight Club, Schindlers List,Orgazmo, Naughty Nurses 4, Backdoor Sluts 9, Backdoor Bandits, Midnight Cowboy, Waist Deep and Citizen Kane.I repeatedly watch Rutger Haurs beautiful dying speech in Blade Runner, and the scene where Robert Redford gentley washes Meryl Streeps hair in Out of Africa."Suddenly I had this feeling of, like, not feeling very well"
Crimewatch, cos I am on it every week.Peep Show, Monkey Dust, The Day Today, South Park, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office and Extras
I don't watch Skins, SSOOORRRYYY
Never Let Me Go, Life Of Pi,The Good Doctor, Family Matters, Shane McGowens Auto, American Psycho, Catch 22, Whose Afraid Of Virginia Wolfe?, Iron Giant, A Thousand Acres."I was thinking about the rubbish, the flapping plastic in the branches, the shore-line of odd stuff caught along the fencing, and I half-closed my eyes and imagined this was the spot where everything I'd ever lost since my childhoodhad washed up, and I was now standing here in front of it, and if I waited long enough, a tiny figure would appear on the horizon across the field, and gradually get larger until I'd see it was Tommy, and he'd wave, maybe even call. The fantasy never got beyond that - I didn't let it - and though the tears rolled down my face, I wasn't sobbing or out of control. I just waited a bit, then turned back to the car, to drive off to wherever it was i was supposed to be".Mein Kempf, Chekhovs Plays and Life Of Pi.
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