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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is DJ.
Firstly i was that 16 yr old girl u jst jerked off to on that chat room.
I have jst moved to london to join the family business of ripping off clothing stores and selling them to Transvestite prostitutes. I really like my new change of carrer as much as it shocks my friends and family back in nz, I jst love how it gives me the opportunity to travel to exciting back streets throughout europe. I love paris and its dogshit coverd streets the trannys there find it real easy as they dnt have to shave which cuts alot of time out on getting ready and gives them more time to buy clothes from me at discount prices MY PRICES ARE LOWER THEN LOW!!. Amsterdam probably is where my best customers are, they always have alot of work because most of there clients are to stoned to notice that they are paying to sleep with sumone with a bigger package then them. But the best thing about my job is i dnt do any of the dirty work i hire 40 year old men going through there mid life crisis to steal the clothes and give them false promises of big pay outs as it adds excitment to there otherwise boring and meaningless lives. So if ur a 14 yr old boy who is thinking hey i could make money dressing up and selling myself to dirty old men? Call me on 0800 clothes 4 hoes thats 0800 clothes 4 hoes. Also now if u bring a valid NUS card u get a 10% discount. As my slogan reads 'MY PRICES ARE LOWER THEN LOW!'

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ex- Hitler Youth members, Minimalists, Those into foot sex, Communists, Scarface enthusiasts, the blind, Star Trek nerds, Elvis impersonators, ex Beauty Queens addicted to meth and lastly....Ken Dodds dogs dad.

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