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Beece

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About Me

I may not get results, but by god I play by the rules.

My Interests

Being a rock n' roll ornithologist... conserving both the spirit of rock and the natural wonder of the planet. Being a wildlife nerd and a horror movie obssesive. Laughing at inappropriate moments. Getting lashed. Changing my hairstyle every three weeks. Sunny days. Following Everton Football Club anywhere they take me. Good food and drink. Pleasing views.

I'd like to meet:

He spoke five languages, apparently.

I met him once before, but words failed me.

Music:

Rock n' Roll, primarily as a metaphor for everything that's good in the world... which of course includes blues, jazz, hip-hop, reggae, art-rock, metal, country, electronica, soul, psychadelia, folk and anything that's done properly. Specifics? Obsessed with Guided by Voices to the point where it becomes worrying... also Queen, Love, Bjork, Napalm Death, Billie Holiday, Songdog, Buckleys, Public Enemy, The Stairs, Jimi, Led Zep, TEX, Johnny Cash, Emmylou, Turbonegro, The Pogues, Dwarves, Nick Drake, Voo, JAMC, Antony and the Johnsons, Slayer, Hot Club de Paris, Pixies, Maiden, Misfits, Smiths, Nina Simone, Mos Def, Clem Snide, Bad Religion, Hella, Wildhearts, Kyuss, SOD, RFTC, Cheap Trick, Lee Perry, Suicide, Prolapse, Beasties, Beach Boys, Dalek, KLF, Handsome Family, AC/DC, Carcass, Diana Ross, Kate Bush, Outkast, Wu Tang Clan, The Fucking Champs, Conquest of Steel, Nirvana, Neurosis, Captain Beefheart, Tangerine Dream, Suicidal Tendencies, Tokyo Adventures, Diamanda Galas, Leatherface, Sun City Girls, The Ex, Zombies, Death, Miles Davis and I think that will do.

Movies:

Lynch, Argento, Jodorowsky, Bava, Tarrantino, Ferris Beuller, Japanese unpleasantness.

Television:

I have no truck with people who pretend that they never watch television. I watch it quite a lot, and so do you. I especially like wildlife documentaries, planet earth and all that. And the Simpsons.

Books:

I love books, but I'm not going to get all wanky about them. You know what I mean. The Bible, that's a good book.

Heroes:

Robert Pollard, Bjork, David Attenbrough, Gerald Durrell, Asia Argento, Bill Oddie, Colin Lambert, Dad, David Moyes. I had to remove Roald Dahl and Mark Twain when I found out they were anti-semites. Not many heroes left.

My Blog

Not clever

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist  threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to...
Posted by Beece on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:01:00 PST

Christian Slater

I am more or less obsessed with Christian Slater. With the possible exception of Corey Feldman, he lives the Hollywood myth more than anybody else i.e. being an icon first, and an actor second. Go on ...
Posted by Beece on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

Arthur Lee

Syd Barrett and Arthur Lee in a matter of weeks... it's very difficult not to draw comparisons between the two even though I suspect that if they ever met (I don't know if they did or not) a scra...
Posted by Beece on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:03:00 PST

A new questionaire... no real reason.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Duncan Keith "badcolour" Ingram IBirthday:10/1/78Birthplace:Gloucester, UKCurrent Location:LibraryEye Color:Blue/ GreyHair Color:Former blond, nondescript light...
Posted by Beece on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:40:00 PST

RIP Duncan the crab

Duncan The Hermit Crab, the pet with the coolest name in history, has gone the way of ODB and King Charles I. By crab standards he had a good innings, and his legacy will live on in all of our hearts....
Posted by Beece on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:34:00 PST

xabunchofturnipsx

http://groups.myspace.com/xbbpxDeary, deary me. Yeah, let's bring back prohibition. Cos it worked the first time, didn't it? Lets criminalise normal social activity and put control of it in the hands ...
Posted by Beece on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:17:00 PST

Take my quiz if you want

<B><FONT SIZE="4"><A HREF="Take'>http://www.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=0510091 02204-555053">Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!</A></FONT></B>...
Posted by Beece on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 07:27:00 PST

questionaire thing

Really long questionaire. Fill it out. :-) Stolen/borrowed, stupidly long, questionnaire... Full name: Duncan Keith Ingram Birthplace: Gloucester. UK Got any piercings? Not any more Got any...
Posted by Beece on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My blog

If you want to read my thoughts go to www.theuglyvision.blogspot.com You may learn stuff that you don't really want to know.
Posted by Beece on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST