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I am a wild child at heart, I've been married 11 years - (WHOA?! How the hell did I get this old?!) to my soul mate Cory; we have two adorable kids (Zoe, who just turned 6 in Aug. (sigh!) Christopher AKA: "The Monster" turned 4 today (April Fools)!
I was a horrible, self-destructive "troubled" teen, now I'm (supposed to be) all grown-up and you'd never know how wild I was - I'm not sure I like that I look so "normal" but, whatr' ya gonna do? Chances are - I've been there, done that and probably enjoyed doing it! I am currently trying to balance the chaos of motherhood, my real estate business and still find "alone" time with my husband! I want to be a groovy, creative (but strict) rocker type mom who let's her kids be themselves but I still want them to fear me just a little too!
I am now a real estate agent (7 years) and I totally ROCK! I love living vicariously through my clients and helping them achieve a dream. Although sometimes it makes my house seem pretty pathetic! lol!
I have a big f-ing mouth and rarely exercise self control when I feel an injustice is being done! I like to fight with biggots and idiots - it's not much of a challenge but it's fun! I know I should probably keep my mouth shut more often but after 36 years... it's part of who I am - take me or leave me!
What?! At least I KNOW I'm a know-it-all - my firends choose to take me because I'm also funny and always do things out of love... I'm also usually right! tee hee ;0)

My Interests

I like to dabble in being a know-it-all and giving people unsolicited (and frequently unwanted) advice - but I do it all out of love!
Family & Friends - of course and... laughing, camping, sex, speed walking, meeting other rocker type moms, dancing (I get the chance at least twice a year now - lol!) music, and just hanging out with people who are witty and make me laugh - and vice versa.

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO CAN LAUGH AT LIFE!!

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Music:

Everything from Tower Of Power to Metallica, to Violent Femmes and everything in between.. EXCEPT COUNTRY and not much Rap either!

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, Pulp Fiction, Underworld, X-Men, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Parenthood, Dracula, The Princess Bride And so on!

Television:

Books:

Well - I'll have you know I have read twenty 300+ page books in the last 4 mos or so! And they are all - errr,um cerebral, intellectually stimulating and very challenging... not a mushy chic book in the lot! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Heroes:

My Children & my husband.... they know all of my faults and they still love me!

My Blog

11 (previously unwritten) Rules to myspace!

1. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody.2. To the people who have like 25,098 friend's, are...
Posted by Jodes on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 11:41:00 PST