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CELEBRITY DEEJAYZ

EvErYBoDy'S A FuCkInG DJ!!!

About Me

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My Interests

BooBee's, propaganda art, wisdom, tattoos, tantric sex, sex in general, shag carpet, gothic door knockers, interior design, painting, stencil graffiti art, laughing, stand up comedy, Anything that can be labeled as a project, crafts, weeble wobbles....they weeble & wobble, but really never fall down! Silly puddy, fire, LOVE TO DANCE, GOOD KISSER...2 biggest turn offs that result in a guaranteed deal breaker...a girl who cant kiss and a girl who cant dance!!! Makes my dick soft instantly....but I can usually work past it one time to be nice....ahhh, the things I do for others ;)

Music:

HOUSE, HOUSE, HOUSE! Progressive Electro, Trent Cantrelle, MY VINYL COLLECTION IS THE SHIT!! I love music because it is the only thing known to man that can make a room full of people all different races, religions, temperments, and creeds, simultaniously move as though they are all equal...one energy...no need for anything other than the music, and feeling the vibration. The way the room moves when the record drops hard after a long slow building break, perfectly executed by the DJ....the anticipation of the whole crowd, and then finally BOOM! FUCK!!! I love it!! My favorite thing in the world, is hearing a track for the first time, and it making my hair stand up on my arms, and my eyes tear up....FUCK!! I live for that!!!

Movies:

THE SECRET, School of Rock, FRIDAY, Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, A CHRISTMAS STORY!!"FRA-GEE-LAY.....MUST BE ITALIAN" Jumangee, BREAKFAST CLUB, True Romance, THE TOY W/RICHARD PRYOR, porn....actually porn should be in capitols and preceeding the rest of this list...unless that's not cool...then I was just kidding....and once again, that was a lie...

Television:

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, robot chicken, ANY COURT SHOWS, the price is right, KING OF QUEENS, stand up comedy, Ohhh! The nature channel, which I never seem to be aware of watching until 3 hours of bonding with cheetahs, and aussie folk have passed before I realize FUCK, the remote is STILL way over there..FUCK...and then I bond with apes for the next 3 hours until I fall asleep :)

Books:

You can buy me books, and buy me more books, but I always just seem to eat the covers....

Heroes:

People that can do math, and stuff.....oh, and people with a good memory...any memory is admirable actually. My Daughter Xohanna (Zoe) OMFG!!! I WANNA SQUEEEZE THE PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF HER!!!! SHE IS SOOOO CUTE!!! Dane Cook, Music Producers, HOUSE MUSIC PRODUCERS! Anyone friends with me, my dog Monkey, aka Monks-a-chunks!