I'd like to meet:
All of the delicious foods that are packed, distributed, processed, or marketed in the greater Los Angeles area. Below is a sampling of the regional delights that were found in my pantry late one evening in August 2006:
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STEAL THIS MAPWhy am I doing this, you ask? I don't know.All YOU need to know is that I'm going to visit each one of these locations this summer and take pictures.Sure--laugh all you want. When the State Water Project fails and the desiccated bodies of hipsters are being stacked like cord wood around the freeway entrances so army vehicles can pick them up and dispose of them in mass graves, I'll know where all the mozzarella cheese is. HOLLAAAAAA!
Music:
I like to borrow cds from my friends and then listen to them. Then I like to rip them into my computer and listen to them more after I return the actual physical CD.
Movies:
Brokeback
Books:
I hate tom robins. I like coffee table books with not so much words that come to my eye.I also mechanically, robotically read any book my mom sends me and I mechanically, robotically like said book.
Heroes:
I like those guys who work hard selling oranges and flowers and other things at offramps. Those guys are great. BILL CLINTON (in kind of a retroactive way--like it was so easy just to put my head in the sand in the 1990s and be fat dumb and happy. I really miss that. Can I just have that?)...