most glorious |
the most beautiful piece of music EVER is the middle section of metallica's 'master of puppets', where kirk hammett is blurring the line between major & minor AGAIN, and then it slides right ...
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST |
if i were a girl... |
...i would shit tennis shoes and drive a blue school bus
and give dead birds to charity
and laugh all the time, even if a kitten died or an old person fell down
and wear too much eye makeup and c...
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST |
the democratic party |
rock harder, dammit!
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST |
a broader purpose... |
Curiously, the signal was picked up by only one of the scope's two detectors. When the second detector covered the same patch of sky three minutes later, it heard nothing. This indicated either the un...
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST |
mind |
one cannot lose what one has never had.
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST |
kirk cameron |
i can't decide which is more objectionable to me - 'wife swap', or this bullshit kirk cameron show on TBN... both make me want to tear my eyes from my head with my fingers and slurp them into my mouth...
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST |
corvid death |
yesterday i was witness to a crow dying in the parking lot. it succombed in the most pathetic throes... dipping and thrashing, its wings spreading against the backdrop of the oil-stained pavemen...
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST |
my body is a temple of air & feathers... |
i have absolute faith in chinese medicine.
all will be healed.
an auspicious comet is in your future......
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST |
computer, am i worthy? |
the thing that currently makes lorii want to cast themseleves from the lofty treetops and dash their delicate skulls on the nutrient poor soils below is thus: optical mice that glitch the fuck u...
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:05:00 PST |
deadly |
the deadliest snake in the world happens to be the black mamba, indigenous to africa...
the most honorable place in this universe is the hollow at the back of this demon's tongue. i will meet y...
Posted by SLOW LORIS on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST |
