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SILVERTIDE CREW

Mothers, Hide Your Daughters!!!!

About Me


Scottyrock - Tour Manager (Fav Food - Brownies, Fav Drink - Bombay Sapphire & Tonic)
Jager Bob - Engineer (Fav Food - Vagitarian, Fav Drink - JagerBombs)
Frankie Martinelli - Guitar Tech (Fav Food - Pizza, Fav Drink - Tequila w/ Scotch Back)
III - Drum Tech (Fav Food - Hot Dogs & Vitamins, Fav Drink - Jagermeister)
G the Ninja - Merch (Fav Food - Pizza, Fav Drink - JagerBombs)
Bill Clark - Driver (Fav Food - Chocolate Chip Cookies, Fav Drink - Budweiser)
Silvertide Website
Silvertide Myspace Site
We like to have frosty barley drinks and watch boobs and harass innocent women and children. We like fire and puppies and puppies on fire. We hi-five a lot. We're made of magic like voodoo or alchemy. Sometimes we fight with whips and swords and foam. We use many vulgar curse words and recite poetry to truck drivers. Our ages range from newly pubed to quadruple bypass. Chicks dig us. We dine on fine China and Bounty is our favorite brand of paper towel. We enjoy a gentlemenly match of arm wrestling and lick things for money. We watch silent movies and listen to the birds chirp in the morning. Our bus is The Silver Streak and it has 8 tires. If you can find any organs that still work, you can have them when we die. Our trailer is a 16x8x8 Franklin with a 3000lb suspension under-carriage. It has a 4 foot triangular tongue and has swing doors which allows us to load and unload it tight spaces. We like pizza. We drink wine with our pasta and leave big tips. We scare little girls at 2AM in Walmart. We like JagerBombs and piss our pants when we drink too much. We work very hard and love the band.

My Interests

Beer, pizza, union shows, campgrounds, roller coasters, titty bars, Jack Daniels

I'd like to meet:

Ron Burgundy, Mike Muir, Dave Chapelle, Salma Hayek, Andy Kaufman, Bill Clinton, John Bonham, Hulk Hogan, Gallagher, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jessica Alba, Ron Jeremy, Joey Lauren Adams, Yoda, Jack Daniels, Cheech & Chong, Anton LaVey, Wayne Brady, and Jesus Christ the Lord Our Savior.

Music:

Anything but Silvertide, we hear that shit everyday.

Television:

Whatever we can get when the damn satellite works.

Books:

The Tour Book, The Comfort Inn directory, Penthouse Playmate of the Year Edition, Ching Chong's Guide to Codes and Ninja's and Stuff, The Jack Daniel's Label

Heroes:

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My Blog

SILVERTIDE TOUR CANCELLED

Some of you have asked about rumors of Silvertide cancelling their upcoming tour. The rumors are TRUE. All future Silvertide tour dates are cancelled and the band is going back into the studio to reco...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:33:00 PST

12-10-05 The Chameleon Lancaster, PA

12-10-05  The Chameleon  Lancaster, PA Well, we're alive.
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:43:00 PST

12-9-05 The Dock Pensacola, FL

12-9-05  The Dock  Pensacola, FL Just to clear up some rumors. Walt was not on drugs, but when you buy a guys 30 shots of Whiskey at a show, he tends to loose some bodily functions that some...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:51:00 PST

12-8-05 Kentucky Theatre Lexington, KY

12-8-05  Kentucky Theatre  Lexington, KY The weather was fucking miserable today.  Freezing rain, to snow, to ice with wind.  Bone-chilling.  Under those condition the standar...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:51:00 PST

12-7-05 Rhythm & Blues Chattanooga, TN

12-7-05  Rhythm & Blues  Chattanooga, TN Party Till You Piss!!!!  We rolled into Chattanooga on a calm fall morning and arrive at the club to find a charity auction going on at...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:17:00 PST

12-6-05 Juanitas Little Rock, AR

12-6-05  Juanitas  Little Rock, AR Back to Juanitas.  Little Rock is always great to us.  And Juanitas is always real good at making our bus a giant fart box.  They serve us u...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:29:00 PST

12-5-05 Georges Majestic Lounge Fayetteville, AR

12-5-05  Georges Majestic Lounge  Fayetteville, AR "When she's good she's really bad, but when she's bad she's better..." (Caddle)  These guys drink a lot of Jager.  Our new merch ...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:40:00 PST

12-3-05 Soho Bar & Grill Columbus, GA

12-3-05  Soho Bar & Grill  Columbus, GA Interesting place, Columbus.  People come out to the Silvertide show to play pool.  The owners, Dave and Vicki, are great and all the em...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:51:00 PST

12-1-05 The Fenix Seattle, WA

12-1-05  The Fenix  Seattle, WA So we hopped a plane from Tampa to Seattle and it was a drunk-fest.  We drank the plane dry, literally.  There wasn't a drop of alcohol left on the ...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:06:00 PST

On Route To Shinedown

Well, we've decided that Walt needs to rest his voice and body.  He's completely spent so we canceled in Greenville, SC.  We're gonna take it easy for a few days and hopefully he'll be impro...
Posted by SILVERTIDE CREW on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:29:00 PST