HEMBRADAMUS - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i am the sexiest little boy in the land

My Interests

monkey billiards, monkey bowling, monkey target, selling out

I'd like to meet:

stereotypes, the DARPA chief, and at least one real life ninja

Music:

Versus, Musicals, Hair Metal, WHAM!, Polysics, Call and Response, Culture Club, ELO, Norman Connors, Stereolab, Earth Wind and Fire, Ladytron, Cibo Matto, Del Funky Homosapien, Segrio Mendes, Pizzicato Five, The Cure, Le Tigre, Common, Serge Gainsbourg, Prince, Gorillaz, ABBA, Belle and Sebastian, Cake, EUROPE!, Buffalo Daughter, Sylvester, Last Christmas by George Michael and his Magical Xylophone

Movies:

Withnail and I, Dr. Strangelove, Amelie, Kill Bill, Brazil, Zoolander, High and Low, The Big Lebowski, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Donnie Darko Dothings, B.I.B.O., Grave of the Fireflies, This Is Spinal Tap, Jesus Christ Superstar, Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill Goes to Space, Ravenous, Shadow of the Vampire, Teknolust, Throne of Blood, Interview with the Vampire, The Killer, ROBOT CARNIVAL

Television:

is good for eatin'!

Books:

the saucepan game

Heroes:

Jesus, Richard Baluyut, Gnome Chomsky, Jose Rizal, Liberace, Emil Guillermo, Al Franken, Dorothy, Rose, Blanch, Sofie, Sonny Chiba, Marc Chagall, Vegeta, Dostoevsky, Werther

My Blog

I got attacked by an old man!

Yes friends. In a frenzied geriatric fit of rage, I was unsuspectedly attacked by an old man at the train station just 3 days ago. Aside from being a totally sweet and friggin' awesome exp...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The "Thanks, Slut" Project

Is it just me, or has anyone else whoose employment involves customer service notice that as the day drags on, one's words begin to slur so that when people say "Thanks Allot" it begins to sound more ...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the hell is that big purple bastard Grimace supposed to be anyway?

I stumbled onto this in my email today, and i know that everyone wonders what he is at one point in their lives, so now i share with all of yew Thank you for contacting McDonald's and for your inte...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RE: Firsts & Lasts Survey

Hmmmm. never done anything like this, but seeing as how i have much more important things i need to do, it seemed like the perfect time to procrastinate. ***FIRSTS*** *First real memory of some...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

For the love of God, listening to Radiohead does NOT make you a better person

well, maybe it makes you a better person with broader horizons than you were prior to listening to radiohead, but people's tendency to believe they are better than the population at large just because...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

entry 14

i got a 3 cent gift card at safeway and photo mount all over my keyboard. i'm rather divided over what to make of all this . . . -R
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got $@&ing leprosy for Christmas!

I just opened my stocking, and there it was! Next year, I'm just gonna say "Santa doesn't exist! If he does, why doesn't he just put an MP3 PLAYER into my stocking" or something like that because mp...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

movies based on disney rides

screw this pirates of the haunted mansion bullshit. i think we all know what disney ride we want to see turned into a movie. and if you didn't know, it's CAPTAIN EO, baby! "you ain't ...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this week

this week has been pretty interesting. i rediscovered that quackshot on sega genesis is the best videogame ever. i got 20 hangers and a santa hat at big lots for less than $3. i discovered that the...
Posted by HEMBRADAMUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST