Inigo Montoya - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
These are my crew...

I am a matchless swordsman with the sabre, epee and foil! Dread Pirate Roberts a.k.a. the Farmboy did not fairly best me, but I don't mind because he's okay. I had to drag him around for a while when he was a damned paralytic, but at least I got to meet the Six Fingered man.Have you seen this man?

My Interests

Swordfighting, fencing, blowing up plots, laying clever and inspired plots, hanging out with Fezzik and the Dread Pirate Roberts, jumping from rocks, looking suave, saying, "Prepare to die..."

I'd like to meet:

The Six-Fingered Man, so I can kill him!
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah! [drops dead]

Music:

Swashbuckling heroic music.

Movies:

Mine of course!

Television:

Cooking channels

Books:

The Princess Bride

Heroes:

Fezzik!

My Blog

Have You Seen this Man?

Ahh. At last my quest begins on the internet! I can finally use the powers of technology in my search for the Six-Fingered Man. I would like to have had Westley's wit when he addressed that brat pr...
Posted by Inigo Montoya on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST