Well laddie/lassie i joined the service in Queensland, then they sent me to Pentridge, they threw me straight into maximum security, tough lot of bastards they are, i can tell you. Not that i was there for long. One of the bastards made a complaint about me, there was a Royal Commission, you know full internal inquiry, the whole box and dice, thanks to the Governor there. I suppose i was lucky to keep my job in a way. Anyway after that i got transferred to a bloody women's nick, Wentworth. For a while it made a sweet change looking after women. Soon though they started jacking-up, claiming all sorts against me, blackmail, extortion, assault, even bloody murder, they had a bloody vendetta against me. So the Governor had no choice i suppose but to suspend me! Some time later, i met the chief troublemaker, Bryant (while she was on the run, i might add), in a massage parlour, i just happened to be passing-by, i wasn't a paying customer or anything, but the bitch had me arrested and locked-up, claiming still i'd murdered the silly dykes girlfriend, i ask you! (i should have been given a commendation there and then, catching an escaped crim, what did i get, bloody jail) A few years later, i was passing by this flat on my way to meet a friend, Bryant came out of nowhere and pushed me down some stairs, not that anyone believed me of course, she got off scott free. For ages i was stuck in a bloody wheelchair, but now i am able to walk again and i want my job back at Wentworth! There are are some people i can't wait to meet (i've been told Bryant is still in Wentworth).
I recently returned briefly to Wentworth but was put in a coma after being stabbed by Kendall. I am now fully recovered, but i would like to offer my thanks to Mr Walters for covering my duty shifts. I look forwarded now to having a wee chat with the lassie who stabbed me.
Favourite food - haggis
Main thing that pisses me off, being told i'm a dead ringer for Robbie Coltrane
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Personal Details
Name
Jock Stewart
D.O.B
29/02/53
Height
5ft 10
Gender
Male
Religion
Unhinged Scottish Psychopath
Sexual Orientation
Straight, watch it laddie i don't take kindly to be considered as otherwise
Specific
Ever broken a law of your country
Who hasn't
Ever been to jail
Yeah
What was your crime(s)
Sticking an escaped dyke in a brothel
Drink?
Yeah
Smoke?
Yeah
Taken illegal drugs?
No, just supplied them
Trivia
Coke or Pepsi
Neither
Fave take away after a night out
Curry
Vodka or Whisky
Scotch Whisky
Lager or Bitter
Bitter
Chicken Curry or Beef
Chicken, the hotter the better
Really annoying stuff
Ever been stalked
No
Ever stalked someone
Yeah - Bryant
Ever had sex outside
Yeah
Ever got in a fight over someone you loved
I don't love
ever regretted saying or doing something that happened while you were pissed
No
Ever fancied someone and never had the guts to admit it
No
do you know what Oreos are?
i know they don't sound Scottish! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
