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Alice

About Me

I used to be friends with Lou Kelly when we used to try and murder Myra Desmond every week. When that didn't work, I got framed for killing Sam Greenaway. Fair enough, I was involved, but it was an accident! So was nearly killing Jan Grant with alcohol. It was bloody Lexie Patterson's idea! It was when Eve Wilder was hanged, I began to see the error of me ways and became friendly with Rita the Beater. Found me true love in the form of Harry. He's a lovely bloke but he was banged up for rape and murder. Got lovely eyes though. He reckons he'll wait for me to be released but he's probably seeing some other bitch these days.

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My Interests

Drinking grog, I suppose. Don't know really. Not much of a reader.

I'd like to meet:

All me mates from the old days. I'd like to see Sam Greenaway to apologise but unfortunately she's dead.

Music:

Is Boy George still around?

Movies:

Any romance. You know me.

Television:

We're not really allowed to watch television. Any old quiz show will do me.

Books:

You're having a laugh, ain't you?

Heroes:

Go and bite yer bum.