love and hate and everything in between, looking for shit I don't have in trendy record stores, finding the perfect Birch Beer, writing, reading, researching and educating others on the pleasures of drugs...no negatives, collecting band shirts (always looking for 80's thrash and hardcore bands) the philosophy of the pussy gap, rollercoasters and tits. all of the previous stated is only when Ellen is not around
I've come to the fatal conclusion that the ones I want to meet don't want to meet me. I've met the girl of my dreams and when I woke up I had wet the bed. Hopefully, I will meet her again when I'm awake and we'll try again. I want to hang out with the unholy doing the unhealthy with unsane while thinking the unthinkable as we create the undone for the ungrateful and when we see the unseen we will unwillingly experience the unknown. I want someone that can delicately scream the filthiest poetic solilquies and violently whisper the sweetest fairy tales of true romance we both know will never come true.
I'm all about distortion...ball liquefying crunch with just a wisp of melody. So in no particular order... Motorhead, "FUCKIN!!!" Slayer, Queens of the Stone Age, The Wildhearts, Bad Religion, Terror, Dag Nasty (Can I say only..the rest can get fucked) Cro-mags, Isis, Pelican, Type O Negative, Eyehategod, Fear Factory, Curve, Misfits (Danzig era ONLY!) Strung Out, Teen Idols, Vandals, The Haunted, At the Gates, 45 Grave, The Donnas, Leeway, Venom, Black Sabbath, Anthrax, Prong, Killing Joke, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Napalm Death, Mayhem, Morbid Angel, Dropkick Murphys, Fear, Snapcase, Deftones, Rival Schools, Karma to Burn, Sevendust, Old Nugent, The Catheters, COC, Nashville Pussy, Nile, Neurosis, Slow Roosevelt, Plasmatics, Mercyful Fate, Wargasm,(and the rest of the Boston scene I was glad to be a part of...Gang Green, Jerry's Kids, Meliah Rage, Slapshot, Straw Dogs a.k.a The F.U.s, The Neighborhoods, Bullet Lavolta, Wrecking Crew...etc) KISS, Sweet, Thin Lizzy,...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead, Hammerbox, Refused, Biohazard, Vio-lence, Union 13, Fugazi, Lacuna Coil, Sepultura, Hirax, VoiVod, Metallica, Inger Lorre and the Nymphs, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Pigface, Quicksand, NOFX, Hatebreed, Rancid, Girlschool, Social D, Soundgarden, Bob Mould & Husker Du, Agnostic Front, Zebrahead, Rocket From the Crypt, Primus, Pennywise, Cradle of Filth, Kyuss,Backyard Babies, Turbonegro, KMFDM, The Accused, Exodus, Judas Priest, Faith No More, Yourcodenameis: Milo, Dragonforce, Poison The Well, Every Time I Die, Mastodon, The Randies, In Flames, Gizmachi, Agony Scene, Snot (R.I.P. Lynn Strait I'll miss you always), The Knives, Dead Kennedys, The Eyeliners, NIN, Strapping Young Lad, Mondo Generator, Cocktail Slippers, Tank, Raven and the rest of the NWOBHM movement, Green Day, Tiger Army, H20, Coheed & Cambria, It Dies Today, Hank III, Team Sleep, Tool and APC, Testament, Anthrax, Rise Against, The Explosion, Vaux, Zyklon, most of the 80's thrash, power and speed metal. A huge chunk of the 80's hardcore, grindcore (just too many fucking bands to mention) .....I could go on indefinately as I love to find new shit that sounds so good it hurts...and last but not least, the woman that I'm destined to marry, except she doesn't know it yet, the quietest explosion to touch me in ways no one ever has, without actually touching me...Juliana Hatfield. New Shit: HOLY FUCK Gojira has taken my fucking head off. New Bands that have fucked my ears lately Torche, The Beautiful Disaster, Russian Circles anything ellen plays in her car....especially when she sings along...my little angel
True Romance...the greatest love story of all time...Zero Effect, Caddyshack, The Fifth Element, Star Wars, Another State of Mind, Hair and those art films that end with a facial
Oh My Satan have you seen Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew???!!! IT IS A FUCKING PICCASSO AMONGEST MONET'S WATCH THAT FUCKING SHOW IT IS AN ATOM BOMB OF GUT CHUCKLES, SNORTS AND TEARS OF JOY. Trailer Park Boys, does anyone remember a show called Sherman Oaks?, Mr Show, Leave it to Beaver, South Park... Intervention is (WAS until Celeb Rehab miracously appeared on the air) the funniest show out there and then came Dr. Drew and his merry band of hookers, has beens and the never will be. All hail VIVA LAUGHLIN for being the worst reviewed show in history
Food of the Gods, The Redneck Manifesto, Confederacy of Dunces, Please Kill Me, Agent of Evolution, Wired magazine, Can't Find My Way Home.
Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Tristan Taormino, Terence Mckenna, Timothy Leary, HST, Juliana Hatfield, Jim Goad, Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Larry Flynt, My 5th grade english teacher Mr. Wood, the creators of www.erowid.com, Oscar Wilde, the sweaty running guy that zig-zags up and down Sunset (if you know who I'm talking about, how can you not be impressed by his psychosis?) Penn and Teller, and anyone else that went against the grain and made it.