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About Me

At one time I was my own (as my best friend would innocently, seriously put it) horse and pony show. I mistakenly would proclaim myself a living novelty, a walking talking pile of rubber dogshit and fake throw up. Sometimes I'm a professional fuck up. Most often though I'm fucking genius, except no one is ever around to witness my undiluted moments of sheer brilliance. Like a rusty fishhook I've caught the eye of some nauseatingly beautiful women and mystically I charmed them into not pressing charges after we stained the sheets. There's a sinkhole in my chest that has been filled only once by the most beautiful girl in the world. Sadly, she's the proud owner of the garbage dump that surrounds it too. I like letters over numbers. I prefer kiddie sodas over adult libations. I'm anti everything and against everything else and chances are I don‘t like that either. I miss the blackouts and don't remember the after parties. I still feel kittens wrestling in my stomach when I'm going to see a band I love and I still grit my teeth when a monster, hairy, liquidity, chunkity riff socks me below the belt in the middle of a life changing song. If I were gay I’d fuck me…if only for the goof. One day I will own it all and blow it up just for fun.

My Interests

love and hate and everything in between, looking for shit I don't have in trendy record stores, finding the perfect Birch Beer, writing, reading, researching and educating others on the pleasures of drugs...no negatives, collecting band shirts (always looking for 80's thrash and hardcore bands) the philosophy of the pussy gap, rollercoasters and tits. all of the previous stated is only when Ellen is not around

I'd like to meet:

I've come to the fatal conclusion that the ones I want to meet don't want to meet me. I've met the girl of my dreams and when I woke up I had wet the bed. Hopefully, I will meet her again when I'm awake and we'll try again. I want to hang out with the unholy doing the unhealthy with unsane while thinking the unthinkable as we create the undone for the ungrateful and when we see the unseen we will unwillingly experience the unknown. I want someone that can delicately scream the filthiest poetic solilquies and violently whisper the sweetest fairy tales of true romance we both know will never come true.

Music:

I'm all about distortion...ball liquefying crunch with just a wisp of melody. So in no particular order... Motorhead, "FUCKIN!!!" Slayer, Queens of the Stone Age, The Wildhearts, Bad Religion, Terror, Dag Nasty (Can I say only..the rest can get fucked) Cro-mags, Isis, Pelican, Type O Negative, Eyehategod, Fear Factory, Curve, Misfits (Danzig era ONLY!) Strung Out, Teen Idols, Vandals, The Haunted, At the Gates, 45 Grave, The Donnas, Leeway, Venom, Black Sabbath, Anthrax, Prong, Killing Joke, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Napalm Death, Mayhem, Morbid Angel, Dropkick Murphys, Fear, Snapcase, Deftones, Rival Schools, Karma to Burn, Sevendust, Old Nugent, The Catheters, COC, Nashville Pussy, Nile, Neurosis, Slow Roosevelt, Plasmatics, Mercyful Fate, Wargasm,(and the rest of the Boston scene I was glad to be a part of...Gang Green, Jerry's Kids, Meliah Rage, Slapshot, Straw Dogs a.k.a The F.U.s, The Neighborhoods, Bullet Lavolta, Wrecking Crew...etc) KISS, Sweet, Thin Lizzy,...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead, Hammerbox, Refused, Biohazard, Vio-lence, Union 13, Fugazi, Lacuna Coil, Sepultura, Hirax, VoiVod, Metallica, Inger Lorre and the Nymphs, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Pigface, Quicksand, NOFX, Hatebreed, Rancid, Girlschool, Social D, Soundgarden, Bob Mould & Husker Du, Agnostic Front, Zebrahead, Rocket From the Crypt, Primus, Pennywise, Cradle of Filth, Kyuss,Backyard Babies, Turbonegro, KMFDM, The Accused, Exodus, Judas Priest, Faith No More, Yourcodenameis: Milo, Dragonforce, Poison The Well, Every Time I Die, Mastodon, The Randies, In Flames, Gizmachi, Agony Scene, Snot (R.I.P. Lynn Strait I'll miss you always), The Knives, Dead Kennedys, The Eyeliners, NIN, Strapping Young Lad, Mondo Generator, Cocktail Slippers, Tank, Raven and the rest of the NWOBHM movement, Green Day, Tiger Army, H20, Coheed & Cambria, It Dies Today, Hank III, Team Sleep, Tool and APC, Testament, Anthrax, Rise Against, The Explosion, Vaux, Zyklon, most of the 80's thrash, power and speed metal. A huge chunk of the 80's hardcore, grindcore (just too many fucking bands to mention) .....I could go on indefinately as I love to find new shit that sounds so good it hurts...and last but not least, the woman that I'm destined to marry, except she doesn't know it yet, the quietest explosion to touch me in ways no one ever has, without actually touching me...Juliana Hatfield. New Shit: HOLY FUCK Gojira has taken my fucking head off. New Bands that have fucked my ears lately Torche, The Beautiful Disaster, Russian Circles anything ellen plays in her car....especially when she sings along...my little angel

Movies:

True Romance...the greatest love story of all time...Zero Effect, Caddyshack, The Fifth Element, Star Wars, Another State of Mind, Hair and those art films that end with a facial

Television:

Oh My Satan have you seen Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew???!!! IT IS A FUCKING PICCASSO AMONGEST MONET'S WATCH THAT FUCKING SHOW IT IS AN ATOM BOMB OF GUT CHUCKLES, SNORTS AND TEARS OF JOY. Trailer Park Boys, does anyone remember a show called Sherman Oaks?, Mr Show, Leave it to Beaver, South Park... Intervention is (WAS until Celeb Rehab miracously appeared on the air) the funniest show out there and then came Dr. Drew and his merry band of hookers, has beens and the never will be. All hail VIVA LAUGHLIN for being the worst reviewed show in history

Books:

Food of the Gods, The Redneck Manifesto, Confederacy of Dunces, Please Kill Me, Agent of Evolution, Wired magazine, Can't Find My Way Home.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Tristan Taormino, Terence Mckenna, Timothy Leary, HST, Juliana Hatfield, Jim Goad, Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Larry Flynt, My 5th grade english teacher Mr. Wood, the creators of www.erowid.com, Oscar Wilde, the sweaty running guy that zig-zags up and down Sunset (if you know who I'm talking about, how can you not be impressed by his psychosis?) Penn and Teller, and anyone else that went against the grain and made it.

My Blog

WANNA CONTACT JEF?

While the neurotic bastard we (other than Leo) know and love, is away on vacation, you can send and receive emails to/from him!  Gotta love modern technology!!Here's how:Send an email message wit...
Posted by sac_religious on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:58:00 PST

An open ( yet wisely anonymous ) letter from another satisifed customer "Mom is that you?"

  Wow I got this gem (the letter that follows this) sometime today. The only thing missing was a virtual  burning cross on my virtual lawn trying to get me to pack my virtual bags ...
Posted by sac_religious on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:54:00 PST

How good of a friend are you? Find out here!!!

Because it's no secret and I really would like to see who my real friends are here's where I'll be so you can write me, send me money so I can buy stamps to write back and just keep in touch. ***You m...
Posted by sac_religious on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:26:00 PST

Just being a whiny bitch (Bad Religion has all the answers)

Just thinking about it makes me want to take a shit. When I first moved to Hollywood, there was a core group of friends of mine that would gather at our mutual coke dealer's house. It wasn't your ave...
Posted by sac_religious on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:41:00 PST

Coming Clean But Remaining Filthy

So here I am at the crossroads of my life except I’m standing in the path of oncoming traffic. My bullheaded, stubborn, defiance towards all those that think they know what’s good for me (...
Posted by sac_religious on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:08:00 PST

Killing me softly with my wrongs

I took her heart and I stained it forever and I can't take it back or wash away the sin. I can't write a love song that screams I'm sorry, but I am. I have no excuse when I get out of my head looking ...
Posted by sac_religious on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:31:00 PST

I’m going away for a while

I've got to fix what is broken. I'm sorry to all.
Posted by sac_religious on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:32:00 PST

My year in review coming soon...

Thanks to the fact I'm not doing drugs I can remember EVERYTHING so in a few days I'll recap this incredible year...are you excited?
Posted by sac_religious on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:35:00 PST

The Ass Chronicles Going Number 2: The Return of the Rectum.

    Finally the end is near. I've been shitting into a bag for just under 120 days. To be honest it's been a fucking pain in the ass without my ass knowing what the fuck has been going on. ...
Posted by sac_religious on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 11:44:00 PST

My bestest friend

In my last blog where I explained that I almost became worm food thanks to a hole in my intestines I failed to mention that my best friend helped my girlfriend take my infected ass to the hospital. I ...
Posted by sac_religious on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST