im in love with this guy
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turning people on, staying out of jail, being amazing, purchasing holding and drinking beverages, narcissism, deliberate misspelling,walgreens, the simultaneous wearing of more than one kind of perfume, being invisible,being loud, spilling beer on myself, cockfights, people, places, things, ideas, nouns in general with a distaste for pronouns and capital letters,tossing, and turning, sugar, musicals, made up words that sound french, getting people wet, buying books, motion pictures, drugs, sneaky people, pornographers, pornographees, yellow mustard, carnival rides, feeling obligated, spraypaint, the NRA (godbless her), gin, trespassing, mexican talk shows, goodness, smelling bad, community service, ripping up junkmail as if i'm sandra bullock on "the net" and my very identity is in jeopardy, cunts, being cute, tokyo, sarcasm, orgasms, galoshes, queers, sudden infant death syndrome, hip hop, funny words that mean vagina, superheroes-not their movies so much-just their outfits mostly, park and wreck, researching, blowing things up, comedy, tragedy, appearances, that one shade of pink, casino carpet, cauterization, plagery, being better than everyone, clumsiness, mustache rides, throwing popcorn, smiling, singing really loud, video games, english muffins, fornication, ghostbusters, elegant silverware, complaining, making things, biting my fingernails, and DOING THE HUSTLE
anything over or underexposed lighting situations bonded with vehemently undecipherable dialog posing to me as humor, nudity, colors, and preferably experimentalaccidental or without commercial intent.
myself, because I'm so fake, people can't help but be in love with me