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About Me

To whom it may concern:In this age of mass media sedation, of grand scale desensitizing of our populace, we, the Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance, propose a new way of thinking. One that will prevent the stagnancy of everyday living, that will destroy the bland, textureless routine of this machine-like existence. We propose a new morality based not on religion, not on obligation, but on the personal advantages of common decency. There are three basic steps to this process:1)Be good to people; there's something in it for you. 2)Embrace the strange and bizzare, except where dangerous. 3)Eat a piece of prejudice for breakfast.There are strange things going on out here. Become part of them. Embrace circumstance, but avoid irony. Weather adversity, be wary of comfort. Stop wearing corduroys. V-necked sweaters are out. Check all the plugs on your appliacnces for wear and tear. Admit that your pets are ugly. Think about politics, and then have a conversation about something more palatable. Do the right thing, but don't overdo the right thing. Do two things today and take tomorrow off. Avoid carnivals and circuses unless you UNDERSTAND them. Sleep naked one night, and fully clothed the next. Don't whine about the postal system; it's a magic thing. Place a monetary value on your pain and demand that sum from your future. Remove violence from the menu of your actions. Divide your birth date by the number of years you've lived and write down the number; it means something. Fail. Succeed. Compare the two and select your preference.

My Interests

The Tick, Comic Books, Professional Wrestling, Saving the world.

I'd like to meet:

The Big Blue One.

Music:

Guitar Wolf, Iggy and The Stooges, DJ Shadow, They Might Be Giants

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Eraserhead, Plan 9 From Outer Space

Television:

Monday Night RAW, The Daily Show, The Tick

Books:

Graphic Novels, David Sedaris, Jon Hodgman, H. P. Lovecraft, Chuck Klosterman, There's A Monster At The End of This Book, Mick Foley, The Tick, Robert Bloch, Steve Niles, Jon Stewart

Heroes:

The Tick.

My Blog

Some of the few random thoughts Ive had over the years.

I'm thinking most religions teach that murder has to be more pleasurable than sex. If you pleasure yourself some say you might go to hell for it someday. If you commit suicide you go lots ...
Posted by MOAV5706 on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:37:00 PST

Hurrah for Wednesday!

I always get bummed out that I have crap days off of Tuesday and Wednesday and can never do anything cool on the weekends. Well, next month two Wednesdays in a row at The Canopy Club both Ween an...
Posted by MOAV5706 on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:44:00 PST

Wrestling Fan Journal (SLW Giving In)

The last wrestling show I went to was all the way back in July on the 28th. I did attend a show of sorts this month on the 17th, but that was more of a small town celebration show that I would rather ...
Posted by MOAV5706 on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

Wrestling Fan Journal (NMW Boiling Point '06)

So, last time I wrote an article I said I would be going to 3 shows and I would be writing about them. Well, I ended up going to only two shows. I did not write about the Midwestern States Pro Wrestli...
Posted by MOAV5706 on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST

About my Top 12

The first 8 will usually be people I know. The last 4 will be bands, companies, etc. I endorse. The last 4 will be changing more often than the first 8. That is all.
Posted by MOAV5706 on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST

About the wrestlers on my list.

All wrestlers on my friends list are people that I have seen live at least two times. If you have not been asked to be on my list and I have seen you more than twice I probably just haven't found your...
Posted by MOAV5706 on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

I do not swing.

The consequences of putting a myspace together on so little sleep can be putting misinformation on your account. Sorry if I got anyone's hopes up with the swinger status on my profile.
Posted by MOAV5706 on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

No, I didn't just discover myspace.

So, I have had a fake myspace for over two years that I primarily used. It got deleted because someone either hacked the thing or tattled on me for being a meanie. Since I was one of the first people ...
Posted by MOAV5706 on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:38:00 PST