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About Me

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Name: jared
Birthday: 5/10/83
Birthplace: irving, TX
Current Location: outer space
Eye Color: green, blue, grey
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6feetish
Right Handed or Left Handed: leftie
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes
Your Weakness: i am rederred powerless by the color yellow. no, wait. that's green lantern... kryptonite, no... i'll come up with something. just gimme a minute.
Your Fears: not to sound all uppity, but i think i'm beyond that kind of thing.
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken pesto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: we'll see
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sure
Thoughts First Waking Up: no... come back dreamland
Your Best Physical Feature: opposible thumbs.
Your Bedtime: when i'm tired and not making fat cash
Your Most Missed Memory: that's no way to live
Pepsi or Coke: water's fine
MacDonalds or Burger King: do i have to?
Single or Group Dates: i forgot
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: celestial seasonings
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: not habitually
Do you Swear: in the appropriate setting
Do you Sing: in the car, in the shower, on the street
Do you Shower Daily: on average
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: again? sure!
Do you want to get Married: let's get past hello first.
Do you belive in yourself: i don't believe in a lot of things
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: what's left of 'em
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: a couple, but you don't see me putting up pictures of me and my guitar up on myspace like that's the only thing out there. learn something new, folks. get an mbira.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 5th ammendment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole box. in fact, no. not even one.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just the show HAAHHAHAHA (i'm so incredibly lame)
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: doubt it
Ever been Beaten up: every day for 13 years
Ever Shoplifted: not that i remember
How do you want to Die: take 9 or 10 bottles of aspirin in the middle of the mall of america and see if i can get out before i bleed to death through my pores.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up, and i am what i want to be.
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pretty
Favourite Hair Color: pretty
Short or Long Hair: yes
Height: shorter than me
Weight: just know when enough is enough
Best Clothing Style: i don't get it. what does that mean.
Number of Drugs I have taken: if: drugs are any non-foods that affect the way a person's body works, then: more than i can count
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: three. straight through the hands. healed.
Number of Tattoos: i have upwards of 25 scars. i don't need tattoos.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not choosing chocolate milk in first grade. i'll never have that chance again.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

kurt vonnegut, jr. and the easter bunny. think about it. they've never been seen in the same place at the same time.

My Blog

toxins

Toxinsby Jared VogelI guess it starts in the break room-- this story. It was a Wednesday at about 10:15 in that break room that I saw in the newspaper that the factory around here was going to be puni...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:43:00 GMT

machine

How Do You Know if You Are a Machine?By Jared VogelThey say that you always dream, you just don't always remember it. Sometimes you dream without even going to sleep. I heard the story of a man who dr...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:33:00 GMT

daffodils (somewhat in progress)

When the Daffodils are in Bloom, So Shall Your Aspirations Be By Jared Vogel I started talking to Jesus on the train around Arkadelphia. We'd been eyeballing each other since about Texarkana. ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 15:33:00 GMT

8:12 AM

Meet Karen. Karen is 52 180lbs. She has dishwater blonde-brown hair and acne scars. She has a junior high education and a GED. She drives a rusted 1991 Ford Taurus to and from her job at the gas stat...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:32:00 GMT

sedan

I am an intelligent man. I read books. I spend a lot of time at the library. I usually go there for about an hour before work at a martini bar downtown. My apartment is about a block away from the pa...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 17:23:00 GMT

non-sequitor

It had been raining all week long. The puddles on the ground acted like mirrors reflecting a black night sky in which the stars refused to leave the comfort of their beds. Somewhere there was a stree...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 17:22:00 GMT

anything you need

Blake Matthias fell in love with Camilla Walden for a reason. He had spent his life looking for a perfect woman, and he had finally found one in her. She was the picture of physical beauty and subtlet...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 17:21:00 GMT

toaster

Case Journal: Day 1 Today, Im just going to get a look at the house. Write down things that stick out to me, blah, blah. Den: East wall Front door opens to the East-- not East Northeast, not East So...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 17:20:00 GMT